Zookeeper: "Sir...?" Zoo Boss: "I swear, if the next thing out of your mouth isn't 'We brought the monkeys back,'" then I'm going to slap you." Keeper, visibly conflicted Boss: "Fine, what is it?" Keeper: "We lost the emus." Boss: - ThreadSky

tdungeonator.bsky.social • 104 days ago

Zookeeper: "Sir...?"
Zoo Boss: "I swear, if the next thing out of your mouth isn't 'We brought the monkeys back,'" then I'm going to slap you."
Keeper, visibly conflicted
Boss: "Fine, what is it?"
Keeper: "We lost the emus."
Boss:

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yesthatsue.bsky.social•104 days ago

Whatever you do, don't call the Australian army. Trust me on this one. #emuwar

nerdahedron.bsky.social•104 days ago

Pretty sure they won their elections, but I may be misremembering.

catwhisperer.bsky.social•104 days ago

Now I expect to see a Disney documentary with the monkeys encountering the emus, and after some minor disagreements, joining together to fight back against the Animal Control officers, lab people and anyone else. Film at 11!