i think it's cool that they made a truck that doesn't work as a truck at all and instead makes random strangers hate you and want to ruin your life. good purchase - ThreadSky

thewheatgerm.bsky.social • 8 days ago

i think it's cool that they made a truck that doesn't work as a truck at all and instead makes random strangers hate you and want to ruin your life. good purchase

Reposted from Evan Simko-Bednarski

Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit

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stereowavey.bsky.social•1 day ago

Everyone who bought a cybertruck had to sign a contract promising they’d keep their cybertrucks for at least of year. Tesla had to KNOW this car was gonna be a piece of shit to pull that move.

lostinrabbithole12.bsky.social•8 days ago

I saw one that was wrapped in a light green. Not a metallic one, mind you, that would have been a bit better. To be honest, it almost looked like plastic

barisblue.bsky.social•8 days ago

People taking out loans for these just to get bullied

ladyoutoftime.bsky.social•8 days ago

If someone is driving a tesla car... I kinda ignore it, I figure they could have bought it beforehand. If they are driving a cybertruck, it definitely hits differently. The person knew what they were buying into.

landonvanbus.bsky.social•8 days ago

It's like they made a truck built entirely out of the pure vibe of Truck Nuts.

tetrapod.bsky.social•8 days ago

Ironically, truck nuts don't fit on a cybertruck due to its low clearance.

But you can buy a "tighty Whitey" attachment subscription for 49.95 a month.

darkstarnerd.bsky.social•8 days ago

bold of you to assume that it works for anything, ben

atv00.bsky.social•8 days ago

"but I still love my truck even though anything voids its warranty". -some cyberstuck owner probably.

Goodness, Cyberstuck owners are some of the most cult-like owners and thank goodness they're banned in Australia.

grainneog.bsky.social•8 days ago

I love the videos of owners “proving” they can go off-road and it’s just like clips of them frolicking on a lawn. Comedy gold.

jebrach.com•8 days ago

It's amazing how they're so excited for something my tiny hatchback could do in its sleep.

grainneog.bsky.social•8 days ago

It’s gotta be denial. Has to be.

darkstarnerd.bsky.social•8 days ago

There's this one video where a guy's entire vacation was ruined because his "truck" broke down but he's over there beaming like it's the best thing ever and his wife is in the background looking mad as hell

darkstarnerd.bsky.social•8 days ago

Should add that it's was (of course) for some dumbass reason too.

grainneog.bsky.social•8 days ago

Always

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