No more “how are you.” We need a new conversational platitude. No one on earth wants to answer this. We are all a millimetre away from emotional meltdown. It’s insulting. May I suggest "How many horrors today?" or "which nightmare is currently taking priority in your mental capacity at this hour"
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maybe... MAYBE.. "...sup?"
It's the replies that are all wrong.
Answers should be legally limited to:
1. Nasal health (sneezes excluded)
2. Mild skin conditions affecting less than 1% of the body.
3. Sore throats of less than 48hrs.
4. Bad hair.
You can legally change the subject to the weather.