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averthedorbley.bsky.social • 5 days ago

My recurring nightmare

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kesslan.bsky.social•5 days ago

I always knew you were a square.

energydragons.bsky.social•5 days ago

For me its being smooshed into a corner by a guy in a suit till my heart stops and all my mind can do is scream the word NO.

slainmonkey.bsky.social•4 days ago

So what you’re telling me is that you’re a total square?

averthedorbley.bsky.social•4 days ago

More rectangular prism

daek.bsky.social•5 days ago

Finally, a weakness reveals itself

sairafu-hoshi25.bsky.social•5 days ago

oof what a scary nightmare😰

vermyfox.bsky.social•5 days ago

And here I thought it would be the Play-Doh fun factory hehe.

averthedorbley.bsky.social•5 days ago

You just can't be so forceful!

implord34.bsky.social•5 days ago

The Dorbley clearly goes in the Dorbley hole! Though why there’s a Dorbley hole in my walls I don’t know

averthedorbley.bsky.social•5 days ago

Well all holes are Dorbley holes.

implord34.bsky.social•5 days ago

I don’t know why but that just makes me think of someone putting a Dorbley in a salt shaker to prank their friends when they ask for the salt

averthedorbley.bsky.social•5 days ago

Would have to be one of those 100 gallon salt shakers lol. Dorbleys can't shrink or compress like that

implord34.bsky.social•5 days ago

Fair enough lol

fivelike11.bsky.social•5 days ago

"now where does the human go?"

(Crying)"N-none... The human can't fit..."

(The narrator is actually a dorbley and shapeshifts the human into a more goo form to make them able to fit. The human is amused and smugly looking at the camera.)"that's right, the square hole."

(Screams of agony)

thisdragonis.gay•5 days ago

Dorbley + the Square Hole Lady both sharing flashbacks together for wildly different reasons

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