Boyfriend/Girlfriend that treats you like their kid casually, full time. It's embarrassing that you don't have sex anymore outside of the occasional special instance for good behavior, but getting your diapers changed and having lunch made for you makes you feel pretty loved...
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Everyone acts as if it was completely normal, some guests even dangling their keys over you while your "Parent" wipes you.
You get cake on a paper plate, with no cutlery.
Puddles what the heckk >.<