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slut.dog • 64 days ago

Why do good cocks happen to bad people?

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God is a bad DM, he tries to balance his players but it doesn't always work out

When giving someone the cock bonus, instead of affecting their health or ability, sometimes he just gives people a bad personality. Nat 20 cock but critical fail for empathy or human decency 😔

akakayjay.bsky.social•64 days ago

Why are good cocks attached to bad people* 😩

fready1981.bsky.social•64 days ago

Truths

puprozco.bsky.social•64 days ago

If you're looking for good cocks 😏

kitwildexxx.bsky.social•64 days ago

As a nice person with a "good" cock I am ashamed and saddened that most good cocks are attached to utter dicks

kiba.gay•64 days ago

Fucking preach! :/

kipkap.bsky.social•64 days ago

Same reason the fattest asses belong to total tops

heated-bunny.bsky.social•64 days ago

Some people have so much dick that it ends up affecting their personality

boarstore.brainimplant.bargains•62 days ago

Counterpoint: look down

tondaly.bsky.social•62 days ago

Idk but it makes me very sad

dandylion.gay•64 days ago

It’s always such a shame to see ;ᴗ;

echo.slut.dog•64 days ago

I got very lucky with my puppy, but yeah…

candyottr.bsky.social•64 days ago

thank goodness there are enough of us good ones with great cocks to balance it out, I shudder to think of what would happen if the people in power actually had something to be proud of between their legs

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