"you are being reborn into a world which is plagued by vampires, and I can bestow upon you one gift-"

"I want it to be impossible for me to die from blood loss"

"ah, so that your quest shall never cease!"

"uh-"

"... *sigh* yup, we've got another one.." ("HA! you owe me $20!")

"wh-"

"dont ask."