I'm 46. Is now too old to start a heavy drug addiction?* What should I try? Crack? Coke? Meth? *Hahahaha I'm joking 😭😱 - ThreadSky

indyfromspace.bsky.social • 3 days ago

I'm 46. Is now too old to start a heavy drug addiction?* What should I try? Crack? Coke? Meth?

*Hahahaha I'm joking 😭😱

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heilooo.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ethics?

If we make that seem like an addiction, these dumbasses will be all over it.

ashvent.bsky.social•2 days ago

Just take some drugs against war.
👍😜😸🖖

-It is an anti-war/violence song, a lot of folks misunderstand it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7InWTZOFj8I

julainelimespar.bsky.social•3 days ago

Benzos will really get you into the addiction grindset

parkerkosticak.bsky.social•3 days ago

Shrooms are fun

gersart.bsky.social•3 days ago

I still prefer Pepsi, ngl…

And I rent, so I don’t have (or want) access to plumbers crack.

As a university student I am forced to describe meth(odology)…

joe-weertz.bsky.social•3 days ago

Psychedelics

lemoustier.bsky.social•3 days ago

I seem to have become addicted to the Bronze Age recently but you're already an old hand at that

jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social•3 days ago

Happiness.

erikcorley.bsky.social•3 days ago

I went through withdrawal for Effexor once. I recommend heroin. Its withdrawal is easier.

unreasonable-man.bsky.social•3 days ago

Meth offers rapid deterioration, but it could also lead to a sharp uptick in doom-scrolling. Coke/crack addiction would be too expensive to maintain in this economy. I'd recommend a powerful depressant, like an opiate or barbiturate.

plantluver2025.bsky.social•3 days ago

How about day drinking ? I’m 57 so is it too late for that ? Lol 😝

bethkesh.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hard drugs? I had to give up coffee this year bc it was messing with me, I can't even 😭

flowerempower.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hiding while eating ice cream works for as long as you are hiding and eating ice cream so it’s like crack in that way.

overcat-sky.bsky.social•3 days ago

a small psychedelics habit to keep u on ur toes

3freedoms.bsky.social•3 days ago

Tramadol is a nice low stakes addiction for temporary distraction, great for mood, and you can only get about 2 years out of it max before it’s useless. Taper down is only a few days and you’re back to baseline

drjoe2003.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ketamine doesn’t look too bad

badbanjo.bsky.social•3 days ago

NOLA style iced coffee works for me.

infiniteishq.bsky.social•3 days ago

46? The perfect age to start with colo-prep for a propofol nap! 😉 Repeat every 5, the best middle aged milk!

indyfromspace.bsky.social•3 days ago

Did that a month ago.

mancjules.bsky.social•3 days ago

I wish I could get weed gummies over here. I think I’d like it.

sunnylet.bsky.social•3 days ago

I prefer a strong Brownian Motion producer like a nice hot cup of tea

amy-wilson.bsky.social•3 days ago

📌

ziselberger.com•3 days ago

46? Whatever will give you a good night's sleep.

deannatheanalyst.bsky.social•3 days ago

Weed it is!

gemiston.bsky.social•3 days ago

Some years ago, Xanax worked just fine for me. Not joking and certainly not recommending it.

loriganderson.bsky.social•3 days ago

Try reading everything about trump and musk, it’s enough to break your brain. 😂

butterflyskelly.bsky.social•3 days ago

Soon any of those will be cheaper than food.

neurolatina.bsky.social•3 days ago

A MAGA cult membership

kabweprq.bsky.social•3 days ago

onioneater.bsky.social•3 days ago

Give it time. It’s only February.

tsundokupuzzle.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'm 55 and addicted to Coke Zero. Does that count?

spriddler.bsky.social•3 days ago

In all seriousness, if I make it to 90, I am picking up a heroin habit.

3freedoms.bsky.social•3 days ago

You can live for decades with a heroin habit, I’m opting for 75ish

indyfromspace.bsky.social•3 days ago

The truth is that I can afford some mid range chocolate.

natteringnaybob.bsky.social•3 days ago

That's dark, Sarah

indyfromspace.bsky.social•3 days ago

Vanilla response

natteringnaybob.bsky.social•3 days ago

It was a quick response, so I didn't have time to mocha better one

indyfromspace.bsky.social•3 days ago

Milk this for all its worth while you can

natteringnaybob.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'm trying to be nice about it, but I'm only semi-sweet

teffie.bsky.social•3 days ago

"Chocolate" in Spain in the 80s was slang for heroin paste.

eschneider.bsky.social•3 days ago

You can freebase that into some powerful fudge. 👍

mostlybree.kitrocha.com•3 days ago

I've been experimenting with nutella

bowlerhatscience.org•3 days ago

I'd like to try MDMA, but for now chocolate is all I have

ov2025.bsky.social•3 days ago

Don’t buy eggs in Ohio.

tapani.linnaluoto.eu•3 days ago

Mid range chocolate is helluva drug

gyrozeppili.bsky.social•3 days ago

At 46 unless you're a runner id definitely choose some type of opiate. Stimulants are way too hard on the heart to pick up at that age.

napeungae.bsky.social•3 days ago

I recommend pastries.

redlabdad.bsky.social•2 days ago

Srawberry mousse does it for me lol

macanuska.bsky.social•3 days ago

Eggs are more expensive, I guess. Or you get addicted to vaccines, as they will be quickly very hard to get in the USA. 😉

drpaulm.bsky.social•3 days ago

Coffee and weapons-grade sarcasm not enough?

vaguely-vela.bsky.social•3 days ago

I gave up alcohol almozt 7 years ago but I am legitimately considering picking it up again. Healthier than raw dogging the last season of U.S.A.

ccyounghouse.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’m on gin…
Almost joking. Coping is seriously hard.

kass.cloverdalelane.com•3 days ago

Micro dose meth like I and my son do. It's wonderful. Hehe.

onedishwasher.bsky.social•3 days ago

I prefer to support my local small businesses, and I live near Baltimore so my drug of choice (heroin) is different than someone in the Midwest (meth) or, say, Miami (cocaine)

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