Chapter One - how to deal with unwanted penises.
If a gentleman presents his love sausage to you and you didn’t ask for it, remove large dessert spoon from your pocket and hit the penis really hard whilst shouting NO PENIS NO.
If a gentleman presents his love sausage to you and you didn’t ask for it, remove large dessert spoon from your pocket and hit the penis really hard whilst shouting NO PENIS NO.
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