How many publishers does it take to change a light bulb?
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CHANGE?!
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CHANGE?!
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How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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One. It is very simple.
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One. It is very simple.
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Two, one to screw in the bulb while the other hold the penis--the LADDER, I meant the ladder.
Two: one to hold the unexpurgated version of Catullus…
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Five: One to do it and four to toss their hair and say "I could have done it better."
How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
Four: One to fetch a ladder and three to say "*tsk* Too high for HER . . ."
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to say, defensively, “well, I *would* have done it, but it was just a little too high for me…”
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A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
"Where the hell have you been?!"
Harold in Italy.
(How many basses does it take to change a light bulb?
. . . Is the light out? What page are we on?)
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Ten, to discuss all the imagery in the dream that reminded you that you needed to change the light bulb.