If the next line is "So I cut him for being stupid. But it's not like I tried to KILL him or anything. I just gave him a reminder to NOT be stupid." then I know you are a woman from New Jersey.
…and the judge’s head swivels to the husband, a slight tremor on his upper lip.
“You, sir, disgust me. There are no words to explain away your heinous crime. Life in prison. No possibility of parole.”
His gavel slammed upon the bench, and he stalked out of the courtroom, tears in his eyes.
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And flies. He's the lord of that, too.
Or, you know, fried. That works too.
Signed,
Scared in New Jersey
“You, sir, disgust me. There are no words to explain away your heinous crime. Life in prison. No possibility of parole.”
His gavel slammed upon the bench, and he stalked out of the courtroom, tears in his eyes.