On the 12th day of Christmas this timeline gave to me-
12 Press Betrayals
11 PACs extorting
10 phonies flipping
9 imposing think tanks
8 alleged offenders
7 swings a-losing
6 shady SCOTUS
5 lost senate seats 🗣️
4 ruling foes
3 DOGE fiends
2 sadist govs
& a felon for the presidency 🎶