Think you have heard ALL of the evil kitties can do? This thread recounts a tale of FRESH wickedness.
Reposted from Tobias S. Buckell
A story...

We have a new kitten.

I put in some beard oil last night before bed for softening it up, lay down, drifted off, and woke up to what felt like a slap to the face.

Found the kitten wrapped around my face like he was auditioning for the next ALIEN franchise movie... chomping on my beard.

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