I've just looked up a picture of Jesse and I gotta say, I'm rather less struck by how much he resembles Napoleon Dynamite and more so with how much he resembles his sister
"Please, Abraham, I am not that man." I say this as the children's taunting laughter fills my ears. They chase me down and drag me from the bike. Taunting "Napolean Dynamite" over and over again as I futilely try to fend them off.
That's when I wake up in a cold sweat screaming I AM NOT JON HEDER
i need jesse eisenberg to know that when i drove a bus full of middle school boys to an after school program they always laughed a a curly haired high school boy and yelled "columbus" (eisenberg's zombieland character) from the bus windows
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Jesse Eisenberg rules.
That's when I wake up in a cold sweat screaming I AM NOT JON HEDER
A million times, by me.