🎵 Brexit Smells
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Dashing through red tape,
On a one-way customs train,
Supply chains clog and break,
Oh what a bloomin’ strain!
Lorries stuck in queues,
With tariffs to declare,
What fun it is to leave a bloc
And act like we don’t care!
#BrexitTheElephant
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Dashing through red tape,
On a one-way customs train,
Supply chains clog and break,
Oh what a bloomin’ strain!
Lorries stuck in queues,
With tariffs to declare,
What fun it is to leave a bloc
And act like we don’t care!
#BrexitTheElephant
Comments
Brexit smells, Brexit’s hell,
Chaos every day,
Oh what fun it is to watch
Our growth just slip away!
Brexit smells, Brexit’s hell,
Lost our easy trade,
Oh, the price of sovereignty—
A mess that we’ve self-made!
Of borders, fish, and more,
But paperwork and lengthy checks
Have evened out the score.
Farmers cry and plead,
Their workers can’t get through,
While ministers just shrug and say,
“It’s what the people knew!”
Brexit smells, Brexit’s hell,
Empty shelves on sight,
Oh what fun it is to claim
It’s someone else’s fight!
Brexit smells, Brexit’s hell,
Jobs have gone astray,
But sovereignty’s a gift, they say—
One we can’t repay!
And toast our bold escape,
While GDP declines,
We’ll cling to pride and tape.
But maybe, just one day,
We’ll see through all the lies,
And trade back all this nonsense
For something that’s more wise.
Brexit smells, Brexit’s hell,
Hope is running thin,
Oh what fun it is to watch
The farce we’re stuck within!
Brexit smells, Brexit’s hell,
Dreams of glory fade,
Here’s to fixing all the mess
That Brexit’s choices made!
#BrexitTheElephant