practicing the stories I plan to tell to the youngins when I'm old
'back in my day, it used to be called the Gulf of Mexico, but then some idiot changed it for no good reason ...'
'back in my day, it used to be called the Gulf of Mexico, but then some idiot changed it for no good reason ...'
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"So we're going back to plastic straws. These things [paper straws] don't work. I've had them many times. On occasion, they break, they explode."
"I don't think plastic is going to affect a shark very much, as they're munching their way through the ocean."
Someone get him near a body of water and push him in....
I got this.