I believe that even if I made a dick size chart, at this point it wouldn’t matter. My characters are going to have wildly different dick sizes per comic, pinup, or even per panel, and I have embraced it fully 🍆🎉
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Imo I think dick size charts are much more fun then they are useful. Like I love body part charts as it’s just fun to be able to see how they stack up. But they def are much less useful then they seem on paper lol.
In my head they are just relative to each other, or my favorite measurement style: big, not as big big, really fucking big, this could single-handedly annihilate an army big
lol that is fair. I know I am a strange one for having a ball size chart because I like my character having big fat nuts. So I guess I am biased for nerdy lewd stuff.
Make multiple size charts, post them to your bluesky/FA/Twitter/Patreon, each with different dick sizes, in different orders, scaled to varying sizes. People can just pick whichever one makes them happy, and it would make them all canon.
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So they could as well have to zoom Out 😏
The hornier the piece, the bigger the peen