*pauses mid conversation with you to pick your girlfriend’s dress out from between his teeth with a claw* - ThreadSky

beherit.bsky.social • 1 day ago

*pauses mid conversation with you to pick your girlfriend’s dress out from between his teeth with a claw*

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hellishchildren.bsky.social•1 day ago

Janos Schorzeny?

airrider22213.bsky.social•1 day ago

damn....so....me next?

uspats.bsky.social•1 day ago

You have such devil frightening vibes sometimes

trinanerd.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hey I was gonna eat that!!

someguy3657.bsky.social•1 day ago

Would that mean we're dating now? Or that I'm next?

beherit.bsky.social•1 day ago

🐾☠️

someguy3657.bsky.social•1 day ago

I accept my fate

bug-in-a-cage.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh.

lylepaws.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'm not even going to bother try asking where you got that from >w>

beherit.bsky.social•1 day ago

I see girl I shrink. ..boys too tbh. >.>; It’s FIIIIINE

lylepaws.bsky.social•1 day ago

i uhhh.. i dont think you can just go around shrinking everyone you see ;w;

beherit.bsky.social•1 day ago

It’s EXTREMELY unfair and uncalled for. Hard to resist.

lylepaws.bsky.social•1 day ago

I can't really argue with that reasoning >w>

beherit.bsky.social•1 day ago

You should try it too.. you know… As a prank!

beherit.bsky.social•1 day ago

“OMG dude that was YOUR gf?! I was extra mean with that shrink sesh. My b.” 🤣

kurtcbrox.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hell yeah dudeee~ it's such a fuckin mooodd~ 😩💦

beherit.bsky.social•1 day ago

Mean (giant) boy behaviour. 😏

thefleta.bsky.social•1 day ago

"Extra mean" uwu 💚

authorgenericus.bsky.social•1 day ago

“What’re you mad with me for? Weren’t you the one encouraging her to try new things?”

flyfeline.bsky.social•1 day ago

Imagine knowing your gf suffered the worst fate she possibly could

Just cuz you know how mean your bud DT is

beherit.bsky.social•1 day ago

It’s a small price to pay for a cute foxboy

flyfeline.bsky.social•1 day ago

Anything for that smile

beherit.bsky.social•1 day ago

“If you’re so bummed out about it I’ve got the vids on my phone I can share you.” 🖤

sammi-samhain.bsky.social•1 day ago

oh... oh this is the best part 👀

winenook.bsky.social•1 day ago

Look I'm very distraught right now but yeah, actually yeah, could you send me over those videos

solexdraconov.bsky.social•1 day ago

Or perhaps if they want to go and see her.. ;9

pookabun.bsky.social•1 day ago

mourning my gf while denying back-to-back AirDrop requests

beherit.bsky.social•1 day ago

Lmao

mocha-aura.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is why you get shrunken back so often smh

vectorwuff.bsky.social•1 day ago

Man that goes so hard... Such a meanieeeee ✨😳

beherit.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hard to keep it bottled in. Just gotta be bad 24/7

vectorwuff.bsky.social•1 day ago

Specially when shrinking and eating peoples partners~~

dozenaps.bsky.social•1 day ago

You break it, you buy it... you owe a new gf now..

beherit.bsky.social•1 day ago

I have a bunch in my pockets.. you want one?

dozenaps.bsky.social•1 day ago

Pocket gfs, lol. Just toss someone random and tell them this is their new gf

khalpoco.bsky.social•1 day ago

S-so am I dating you now or...this just a bros before...you know never mind, h-how's the weather up there?

weaselbun.bsky.social•1 day ago

Guess im dating a foxie next

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