My dog: OH BOY!!! YOU’RE HOME!!!! Me: Yup! My dog: I’m gonna drink water really fast and then cough for 45 minutes!!! Me: oh. hooray for me. - ThreadSky

amerrill2.bsky.social • 46 days ago

My dog: OH BOY!!! YOU’RE HOME!!!!

Me: Yup!

My dog: I’m gonna drink water really fast and then cough for 45 minutes!!!

Me: oh. hooray for me.

Comments

hiro.slasho.me•46 days ago

He waited all day to cough for you 😃

thorlabby.bsky.social•46 days ago

😆😆

not-meowth.bsky.social•46 days ago

Doggy is just excited

I do enjoy the guest appearances in your videos

amerrill2.bsky.social•46 days ago

She thinks I’m singing to her.

d-a-d.bsky.social•45 days ago

That's why cats are better pets:

Cat: "So you're finally home, you miserable servant? My food bowl is half-empty for almost 3 minutes now and you have apparently better things to do but adore me!"

Me: "Okay, okay...just let me feed you, and then it's cuddle time"

Cat (after feeding itself):...

d-a-d.bsky.social•45 days ago

..."Now you can leave me the fuck alone, serf."

(But later, we were cuddling and I was allowed to rub her belly.)

frederiquelaloy.bsky.social•46 days ago

Experiencing this right now they’re all the same then

tylertinsley.bsky.social•46 days ago

It's very common for small breads to honk or cough. Especially when excited.

amerrill2.bsky.social•46 days ago

She does a cute little snorty thing when she plays.

sultansniffs.bsky.social•46 days ago

Always 🙄

thegreatjabo.bsky.social•45 days ago

And I heard it in the zorak and Brak voices.

extinctinks.net•46 days ago

dogs are so good

tylertinsley.bsky.social•46 days ago

Yeah respiratory problems are no no fun. Unless the dog coughs sound like duck quacks. That's a little fun.

fabrications.bsky.social•45 days ago

My dogs drink water really fast and puke

liamflowers.com•46 days ago

My guy just needs to patrol at 3am. I think he just pees sometimes because he knows I don’t like him to go out just to flex at the neighborhood otherwise

consciousdear.bsky.social•45 days ago

This has been my life lately. Dog panics and acts like he needs to go outside. Proceeds to just leap through the yard like a stumpy gazelle and eat snow.

kzcomments.bsky.social•46 days ago

And then throw up...thank you not on the rug

greenonblue.bsky.social•46 days ago

I’ve considered renaming my kelpie ‘Pavlov’.
I open the door - she drinks like she hasn’t all day.
Must have been compulsory viewing on kids channel.

gstee8.bsky.social•46 days ago

Don't forget about the puking part 🤦🏼‍♀️

kimmylea.bsky.social•46 days ago

My dog in the middle of the night: "I need to go outside to pee!"

Me: "ok, I'm awake now, I'll go open the door"

My dog: "but first I need a looong drink of water"

My dog: slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp...

Me standing with the door open: "dammit now I need to pee too, hurry up"