NEVER HAVE I EVER (1 pt for each thing never done)
1) stormed the bastille
2) betrayed wat Tyler
3) been ill-met by moonlight
4) seen C-beams glitter in the dark, near the Tannhauser gate
5) escaped Pompeii
6) taken Cleopatra to the great pyramid
7) been sent to the Tower
8) oh and especially made l
1) stormed the bastille
2) betrayed wat Tyler
3) been ill-met by moonlight
4) seen C-beams glitter in the dark, near the Tannhauser gate
5) escaped Pompeii
6) taken Cleopatra to the great pyramid
7) been sent to the Tower
8) oh and especially made l
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Renee Carter Hall
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1) Gotten my mind Tiffany-twisted
2) Gotten a Mercedes-Benz
3) Gotten a lot of pretty, pretty boys that I call friends
(This is... sort of true. Her name was Cleo.)
1. Went home with a waitress who was with the Russians too
2. Gambaled in Havana
3. Was Hiding in Honduras
There was a waitress (if you count someone working a "juicy bar" in Seoul) and she was very much with the Russians.
Can't say as I "went home" with her, but she was certainly angling to get more info from me than I wanted to part with.
2) Took off to the land of nod
3) Drank with all the chinamen
4) Walked the sewers of Paris
5) Danced along a colored wind
6) Dangled from a rope of sand
1. Signed the Chartist petition
2. Paraded around with a banner reading "Bread or Blood"
3. Seen Rebecca, the Chartist Cow
4. Sung "The Lion of Freedom"
5. Bought shares in the Chartist Co-Operative Land Company
1) Kept Moët et Chandon in a pretty cabinet
2) Had caviar with cigarettes
3) Mixed gunpowder and gelatine
4) Set off dynamite with a laser beam
5) Kept the same address
6) In conversation, speak like a baroness
7) Met a man from China
8) Went down to Geisha Minah
I got bullied about a report I did in science class in high school about temperature scales.
2) Peeked in the pool hall window after school
3) Left the pool hall for the dance at the armory
4) Rebuckled my knickerbockers below the knee
5) Hidden a dime novel in the corn crib
6) Memorized jokes from Cap'n Billy's Whiz-Bang
2) Lingered in Khartoum
3) Invented psychoanalysis
4) Ridden with Garibaldi
1) Taken my worst wound at this parting
2) Gone this night straight to the Dark Lord
3) Walked the world in these after days
4) Forsaken thy companions for the least reward that one might have
1)Pretended to be possessed bc a guy told his friends & random ppl that knew me that I'd slept with him.
2)I never made a false massive tear into my skin made via cotton, red food dye, dawn & corn syrup.
3)I never had my roommates hide in the closet with strings to move furniture.