Reminder that if you plan on going out drinking tonight, I don't want to see you in my fucking office tomorrow.
Reposted from kyle
Not gonna do a whole thread, but the cheapest rate an attorney in my firm charges for DUI representation is $1,500. You'll probably get at least probation and a fine, which will cost you at least another $1,000, plus hoops to jump through. Just take an Uber home tonight if you're drinking.

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