Crystal: Virtual Fighter's complicated, so I should walk you through the basics. That's Sarah. What you want to do with her is...

Me: Safe poke into flamingo stance. Double-mid, cancel into launcher then combo.

Crystal: 😲

Me: Do you think you're the only person I play fighting games with?
Reposted from DollMaidCrystal
I couldn’t resist. I bought Virtua Fighter 5 yet again.

The game’s still great, and still completely impenetrable to casual players.

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