For this #MistressEats, I'm trying a bag of beef-flavored Cheetos Crystal found. Beeftos? Beefeetos? 1/ - ThreadSky

mistressaspyce.bsky.social • 25 days ago

For this #MistressEats, I'm trying a bag of beef-flavored Cheetos Crystal found.

Beeftos? Beefeetos? 1/

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dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social•25 days ago

Meatos. We should call them Meatos.

elizaempress.bsky.social•25 days ago

This...this feels uncomfortable to say. Like I'm gonna say it and some alien dude who goes by the name Meatos is gonna come fight me....actually...this will be the name of a random npc next time i dm and ttrpg.

mistressaspyce.bsky.social•25 days ago

These things can't possibly taste as bad as they smell. They reek like a Korean barbecue joint no one's cleaned.

(Munch munch)

They're... tolerable. The beef is barely there, but the main flavour is that they're overwhelmingly sweet. The light sweetness of a fruit snack. A beef fruit snack. 2/

mistressaspyce.bsky.social•25 days ago

Wait. I know who'd like a sweet, crunchy beef snack.

🐶! Come here, baby! 3/

mistressaspyce.bsky.social•25 days ago

Nonsense likes them!

Smoky Beef flavoured Cheetos. Loved by Muppet looking dogs. Tolerable to humans in small doses.

Rating: ⭐⭐ of 5.

I hope @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social finds something tastier for next time. 5/end

dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social•24 days ago

The next one should be fun. I picked up a bag of "Numb flavor" Lays.

I know enough Chinese cooking to have an idea what they were trying to translate.

cheerijessie.bsky.social•24 days ago

Szechuan pepper, I'm guessing

karidolly.bsky.social•24 days ago

I'm expecting Szechuan Buttons, but disappointing.

elizaempress.bsky.social•25 days ago

So what I'm hearing is that they are the perfect treat for puppy girls who are really good at doing tricks? Cause I would so roll over for these in a heartbeat

mistressaspyce.bsky.social•24 days ago

If they aren't enjoyable, are they really treats?

elizaempress.bsky.social•24 days ago

I suppose that's fair, but I would also be happy to get treats in general. When in puppy space I kinda just go feral for any kind of praise or treat.

cheerijessie.bsky.social•24 days ago

Muppet looking dogs! Now that you mention it, he does kinda look from that angle like he's been trying to alert everyone to the presence of Fraggles

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