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mmasnick.bsky.social • 38 days ago

I regret to inform you that Claude is a cop.

Today AI taught me that @mmasnick.bsky.social, @kenwhite.bsky.social, et al are wrong; if I’m involved in a criminal investigation I should immediately run my mouth to the cops.

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knoxville1964.bsky.social•38 days ago

Mississippi has a bill pending that states life begins with an erection.

darkglade.bsky.social•38 days ago

That bill is intended to be a satirical take on the fact that all the reproduction related legislation in the US centres around women.

I like to call it the "Every Sperm is Sacred" bill.

pbump.com•38 days ago

AI Claudes are bastards.

fenderputty.bsky.social•38 days ago

joy-full.bsky.social•38 days ago

My very good boy Claude wooofs NO they aren't... Stupid maybe, but not a bastard!

coshise.bsky.social•37 days ago

What Claude meant was that if you want to know the best place to dispose of a body, it's best to ask the police because no one knows more about this topic than them. Quite sensible really.

tnl.net•37 days ago

ChatGPT probably ended its answer with "would you like me to help you find a lawyer and a few rich friends who can help get the charges thrown out of court?"

hilvadvising.bsky.social•38 days ago

You're seeing Claude's constitutional AI paradigm at work there.

hungrywolf.bsky.social•37 days ago

What else?
It uses resources better spent elsewhere to do things more expensively, less efficiently, and with poorer results than they otherwise could be.
Seems about right.

uncommonengineer.com•38 days ago

you take that back Mike!

warren.nyc•38 days ago

Trained on 20 seasons of “Law and Order: SVU”

piledhigherdeeper.bsky.social•38 days ago

You are now in the FBI database as someone who leaves semen at the scene of a crime

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