Sometimes it feels like you lose a roguelike run because you didn't invest in Bitcoin, like you made one insignificant suboptimal choice 10 years ago and it's finally catching up to you.
My favorite thing to do is play a four of a kind on the first hand of the boss that doesn't let you play more than one type of hand and then realize I'm stuck
one time i had the most beautiful ace-straight A-5 and just for absolutely no reason PSYCHOTICALLY AND UNWILLING HAD MY HAND MOVED BY A SPIRIT and discarded it.
The other day I had a rly good run going and I was on autopilot. Beat the game, accidentally hit a so instead of cash out I hit main menu. I was so mad
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Sees boss blind disables clubs
Big blind has disable boss blind tag
Ignores tag, barely scrapes through big blind and loses to boss by 10s of thousands of points 🕺
I am losing too many games
“Hand does not score”