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66 days ago
Congestion Pricing as Zodiac Signs, a 🧵
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Aries: Refuses to pay and drives anyway. Fights the ticket in court and *wins.*
Taurus: Parks in Brooklyn to avoid the fee. Gets immediately towed.
Gemini: Keeps reposting pro-congestion pricing memes but still hasn’t settled their SplitWise from their Fire Island share.
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Cancer: Begrudgingly pays the fee and somehow blames their ex.
Leo: Champions congestion pricing as the future of urban planning. Starts a men’s health podcast.
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Virgo: Creates an Excel sheet showing congestion pricing will raise $1 billion a year for the subway, sends it to the group chat, and labels it “required reading.”
Libra: Venmos their friends $7.50 because “we should all split this fee.”
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Scorpio: Happily takes the subway. Smugly reminds everyone they’re saving money and the environment.
Sagittarius: “I’ll just buy a bike.” Immediately hits a pedestrian.
Capricorn: Writes the fee off as a business expense.
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johnmacconnell.bsky.social
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66 days ago
And the subway is usually faster!
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Aquarius: Organizes a protest against congestion pricing on Zoom.
Pisces: Writes a heartfelt Instagram caption about how congestion pricing is “healing the city’s energy,” but accidentally tags Staten Island.
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Taurus: Parks in Brooklyn to avoid the fee. Gets immediately towed.
Gemini: Keeps reposting pro-congestion pricing memes but still hasn’t settled their SplitWise from their Fire Island share.
Leo: Champions congestion pricing as the future of urban planning. Starts a men’s health podcast.
Libra: Venmos their friends $7.50 because “we should all split this fee.”
Sagittarius: “I’ll just buy a bike.” Immediately hits a pedestrian.
Capricorn: Writes the fee off as a business expense.
Pisces: Writes a heartfelt Instagram caption about how congestion pricing is “healing the city’s energy,” but accidentally tags Staten Island.