Yeah uh sorry but we're denying you the medication that makes you regrow the hands you lost in the accident due to cancer risk. Oh the type of cancer? Hand cancer. It's. It's significantly higher when you have hands. - ThreadSky

tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social • 74 days ago

Yeah uh sorry but we're denying you the medication that makes you regrow the hands you lost in the accident due to cancer risk.

Oh the type of cancer? Hand cancer. It's. It's significantly higher when you have hands.

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hellpuppygirl.tgirl.gay•74 days ago

Based on our sample size of one single fictional webcomic character, growing your hands back will give you a typing quirk and we simply cannot morally justify putting you at risk of that

melodymp.bsky.social•74 days ago

If God wanted you to have hands, He wouldn't have taken them.

mark-brown-23.bsky.social•74 days ago

What about if you have tiny hands? Was that what Elton John was on about in that song 'Tiny Hand Cancer'?

tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social•74 days ago

Higher than for the general population of people with hands? Uhhhhhhhhh well now you're asking really complicated and sort of ideologically motivated questions.

indestructiblob.bsky.social•74 days ago

no, no, just higher than the population that doesn't have hands. this is for your own good, you know. people without hands who want hands can't be trusted to be making rational decisions after all

tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social•74 days ago

We don't have enough research on the mental health benefits of hand regrowth in the age range your specific age ± two weeks

indestructiblob.bsky.social•74 days ago

and, of course, it would be immoral to conduct that research because what if the people who regrow hands in the study decide they don't actually want them? there's risks here!

idaclemens.bsky.social•74 days ago

Especially do not mention that the hand regrowth medicine also causes your risk of foot cancer to drop to 0%. so much so we literally use it to treat foot cancer. which happens to be one of the most common and dangerous forms of cancer for people without hands. that's all irrelevant

zenotia.bsky.social•74 days ago

"Ideologically motivated" was so wild to encounter in the world as a dog whistle a few years back.
I was like
"Yes? Eveyone should be ideologically motivated- it comes free with your fucking having a society"

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