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pokethrowbacks.bsky.social • 124 days ago

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ritam-paul.bsky.social•123 days ago

Giant rock snake who is a gentleman 🤣

aili-not-ally.bsky.social•123 days ago

But he has a bowtie 🥺

siriushauservt.bsky.social•123 days ago

"We are calling you about your rock snake's extended warranty."

1rvan.bsky.social•123 days ago

Having to take care of an onyx or a steelyx must SUCK tho, having to take it for walks amd by walks I mean let it make unholy amounts of tunnels

satanicgrandmawest.bsky.social•123 days ago

imagine if dad caught brock a shiny onix, then it really be the best birthday ever.

sp1der-lily.bsky.social•123 days ago

Wait this doesn’t happen to everyone???

nightlegender.bsky.social•124 days ago

With a bowtie, he gotta look fancy if ya gonna intrude

nanberry.bsky.social•123 days ago

HIS LITTLE BOW IS KILLING ME

tuppy.bsky.social•123 days ago

There’s normally one under the bedsheets.

piratekittyahoy.bsky.social•124 days ago

It’s Brock, of course he’d love it!

dr-freebase.bsky.social•123 days ago

Thats what she said

ceaserboiblam.bsky.social•124 days ago

Not just peeking at you, 5 inches from your goddamn face

rosedees.bsky.social•123 days ago

Do you think this made brock use harden?

septumfunk.com•124 days ago

Lowkey I'd probably be half asleep and chill about it lol

alandesu.bsky.social•123 days ago

He's harmless. Look at his little bow

foxslaire.bsky.social•124 days ago

wydm?? they arent scary, they are wearing a bow

hallowbrooks.bsky.social•124 days ago

my soul would leave my body at speeds faster than light

munnz06.bsky.social•123 days ago

i feel like i would be more concerned about the Ribbon, cause it means its either owned by someone, or it yoinked a ribbon itself and has a sense of fashion and its gonna shame my sense of fashion

sithlordboris.bsky.social•124 days ago

A feeling my partners are familiar with.

skvark.bsky.social•123 days ago

I dont need to imagine.
I am the giant rock snake peering through your window.

literalsarcasm82.bsky.social•124 days ago

Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, the Rolling Stones?

aranon.bsky.social•123 days ago

Should be "Lords and Saviors" since there's more than one.

matchamisu.bsky.social•124 days ago

time to befriend it

donnisaurusrex.bsky.social•123 days ago

Normally I would die but he has a bow.

skitdragon.bsky.social•123 days ago

Clearly you haven't been to wyoming

dgoldman.bsky.social•124 days ago

Closest I had is a bear walking across my yard. But I mean... there are people who deal with moose, so.

onekotyago.bsky.social•124 days ago

I wouldn't be terribly concerned. I probably have a higher ATK stat than it.

ellieocard.bsky.social•123 days ago

this would be the greatest birthday ever!

peggingpro.bsky.social•123 days ago

That’s onix he and Brock are friends

voidchimera.bsky.social•124 days ago

I see stuff like that all the time when I wake up. Mind you its a medical condition and it is NOT the greatest.

sicminion.bsky.social•123 days ago

At least it’s being fancy with the ribbon on it

livingplanet222.bsky.social•124 days ago

Classic Brock

blimbi.bsky.social•123 days ago

With a bow tie / ribbon. How the hell did onix tie that?

butcherr.bsky.social•123 days ago

but he's got that lil bow on 🥺

schizograce.bsky.social•123 days ago

I could take it in a fight (hypothetically)

but in reality I'd probably just name it fluffy or some shit

sharpielynch.bsky.social•123 days ago

Worse yet... you are in prison

hpunkh.bsky.social•124 days ago

I always considered him more of a rock worm

toxicnyle.bsky.social•123 days ago

Heh.. Don’t have to imagine. Mine always is peering out from between my legs.

beaglejosh.bsky.social•124 days ago

His father gave him one of the worst Pokemon in the franchise lol

yoimintheplatform.bsky.social•123 days ago

dude, steelix

rathian818.bsky.social•123 days ago

I would just use rock smash 😏

afternooncoffee.bsky.social•123 days ago

When you put it like that, living in a world of monsters does sound like a nightmare.

bugboycomics.com•123 days ago

Would that be a friendly giant rock snake or and enemy?

400kay.bsky.social•123 days ago

i wake up to a giant rock snake every morning, it’s called my-

*i am killed before i can finish the joke*

ianthecreature.bsky.social•123 days ago

not the only giant rock snake in the room ;)

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