Let the record show I held it for almost TWO HOURS this morning.
The urologist asked me to try and preserve my “specimen” from a sleep period for kidney stone stuff, and against all odds, I managed to not pee first thing this morning.
The BIGGEST of big kid points are owed to me, thank you much.
The urologist asked me to try and preserve my “specimen” from a sleep period for kidney stone stuff, and against all odds, I managed to not pee first thing this morning.
The BIGGEST of big kid points are owed to me, thank you much.
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Anyway, it isn't the same if I don't earn them!
They gave me flomax and then made me hold it for an ultrasound and then rubbed warm goo near my bits. They might as well play waterfall noises to calm you down. 😤
TECHNICALLY the cup is plastic backed if you think about it
But cute names for diapers are all valid.
“You could~ pee on me, but your flow is so weak and without pressure. I’m gonna go have Chad pee on me. He’s got some -force- when he pees.”
PPPPSSSSHSHSHSSSSSSHHSSSSSSS
I need to drink a litre of water within an hour, then hold it for another hour before getting an ultrasound
What makes this worse is I need to ride a motorbike to get there, which is not going to be kind to my bladder