Getting away from the cops by throwing half a daiquiri at their car - ThreadSky

kevinmkruse.bsky.social • 10 hours ago

Getting away from the cops by throwing half a daiquiri at their car

Of course it's perfectly legal to anonymously donate enough money to buy 10 custom Cybertrucks to the police, why wouldn't it be perfectly legal, gosh

www.wjhg.com/2025/02/25/p...

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mr-el-guapo.bsky.social•9 hours ago

That's alcohol abuse!

diefledertey.bsky.social•10 hours ago

It will stop bullets! And, as long as no one sprays us with water, we should be fairly invincible. Fool proof.

diefledertey.bsky.social•10 hours ago

I'm pleased the comments so far demonstrate completely different and accurate ways to shut down the fail trucks. 😂

decaturd.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Does it have bulletproof tires?

lucylu8.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Tesla trucks suck
Feel sorry for the clowns, oops officers that get stuck with driving those disasters

andylee42.bsky.social•9 hours ago

On the plus side, this will almost certainly result in several cop fatalities from the swasticar’s tendency to explode

sloanea.bsky.social•10 hours ago

My goodness, that's ugly 🙈

originalcynicus.bsky.social•9 hours ago

"It will stop bullets". The car with panels glued on? The car that Musk demonstrated the bulletproof windows by easily throwing a metal ball through said window?

plootube.bsky.social•10 hours ago

This is probably the single most emblematic moment in the contemporary American experience. Being chased down and brutalized by a robot dog and/or being burned alive as a bystander to a cybertruck exploding in a crowd of children as cops try to catch a dissenting journalist.

laurabreathing.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Wait until they catch on fire, and burn down the strip.

notesfromme.bsky.social•10 hours ago

... they aren't bulletproof

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/moron-shoots-cybertruck-alarmed-discover-110051723.html

otiscampbell.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Las Vegas has two-man SWAT teams?

Anyway range on a Cybertruck is real-world 250 miles WITHOUT running the air conditioning. Is that enough for a Las Vegas cop shift with extra electeical equipment and weight? We'll see! (Actually we won't be told.)

And that silly car will NOT stop a bullet.

jlgittinger.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Las Vegas...perfect.

daddyroundround.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Every time it rains, the city has to operate on the honor system.

mortalwombat.info•10 hours ago

No need to learn how to make a Molotov cocktail when a regular one will do the job

starbucksjunkee.bsky.social•9 hours ago

As a tiki guy, l like a good daiquiri. This could come in handy 🍹

bluefrommagioh.bsky.social•9 hours ago

keep those boring things underground if you know what's good for you.

deblavoy.bsky.social•10 hours ago

I think that “swasticar”thing is gonna stick.

decaturd.bsky.social•10 hours ago

#SWASTICAR

automaton4u.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I like how they don't even let don trump ride with them. Hah!

enniskillen1166.bsky.social•10 hours ago

The SUX 6000!!!

decaturd.bsky.social•10 hours ago

I like the name “SUX-47”

jccollier.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Couldn't possibly be related to this could it? Nah. https://www.propublica.org/article/elon-musk-boring-company-las-vegas-loop-oversight

lcarrico.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Clearly those who make these choices never watched the video of the stunned guy who shot his tesla & now has holes in it.

lcarrico.bsky.social•9 hours ago

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/index.html

eschneider.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Remember, if it's remote updatable, it's remote brickable...

unclesamson.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Yep, the total militarization of the police is just wonderful for community policing. Makes it feel human to the citizens. When does the machine gun go on the back?

nom-de-plum.bsky.social•9 hours ago

but the front fell off

automaton4u.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Musk buying off local cops for pocket change. Look at how eager they are to be in his pocket.

skiskamp.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I can't wait to see the first case someone using a saline syringe to etch "ACAB" on those things.

archytoothless.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Getting away from Cops by driving over a speed bump

ledonneessential.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Surely nothing will build public confidence in a police force more than wasting a bunch of money on a vehicle that makes it look like you learned all of the wrong lessons from watching Robocop.

bitters.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Just do your crime in the rain, easy peasy

childlessdiglady.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Unbelievable.

rugbyfan.bsky.social•10 hours ago

High speed chase success plummets as Preps learn to go off-road.

djdresden.clownpenis.monster•10 hours ago

Spraypaint the cameras.

ciphershot.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Or rubbing alcohol and watch as the panels separate from the car as the glue comes apart.

murielmcknight.bsky.social•10 hours ago

The most embarrassing bit was the sheriff squealing like a little fangirl. "They're badass!"

sailbarque.bsky.social•10 hours ago

timwegenermn.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Throw some sand on the ground and it will get stuck.

richardnoel.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Having cops drive around in that small penis indicator is not going to help the PD’s image. Good luck with that dumb asses.

greenilady.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Sure..., it sounds like a good use of taxpayers' dollars. And a bonus win for anyone caught in a car chase...

randyhermanlaw.com•10 hours ago

Getting away from the cops by stepping onto the grass

davidvierra.bsky.social•10 hours ago

The first week of 100F plus temps and they’ll self destruct 😆

portlyporty.bsky.social•10 hours ago

All getaway routes will start going through the local carwashes

emrsin.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Police chases now limited to 15mph to prevent body panels from flying off and injuring the public.

indepinla.bsky.social•9 hours ago

if they added armor to the vehicle, they're going to be replacing those tires very often. and did they put in a larger battery? if not, with the armor, the thing will need recharging more frequently. btw, how often do cops get shot at in Vegas?