Aside from the quotes I feel like the fact that we had a Cheat plush when I was little, which made, well, Cheat noises when thrown or punched, has had immense impact on the kinds of noises I make in response to things
I think the word merging (grood) permanently altered my brain chemistry, because I keep trying to take words and combine them at random sometimes by accident
Might've also snuck in fhqwhgads in as a default name for bots in a multiplayer game I made
“Manolios Ugly One’s Lectro-Pawn! Or something like thaaaaat.”
“I gut you like sheep? I gut you like sheep.”
“Corn is no place for a mighty warrior.”
“I think my friends and some presidents just flew by!”
this is lil brudder, who has the heart of a champion and can make it on his own. He also sounded like senor cardgage for a while, until he went to france for the olympics and came back with an accent
This is the one I end up actually saying out loud. It's usually related to stupid tech-economy bullshit. E-commerce fuckups. Tech businesses behaving badly. Sisyphean digital administrivia. "It's dot com!"
"Arrowed!!!" and "dag, yo" and generally identifying groups of 4 as Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, and the Ugly One! Honestly, most lines from the original Teen Girl Squad.
"Oh, Excardon me"
"I dan't know why. Expecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to."
"There's just this square of TP that says... 'dog nut' on it"
It’s one of the lesser known ones for some reason but I quote the Montage strongbad email all the time. A wagon fulla pancakes? In the champeenship???? I’d like ta see ya twyyyyyy
“Science! I said science again!”
“You owe me a batch of your special grumblecakes”
“That’s not a good prize!”
“You’ll never believe my latest invention”
“Todayborday is a Labor Day”
Yelling 'Legitimate Business', Kesley Grammar' and 'I'm just a friendly tote bag' in the voice of Homsar as I qander through the house. 'Games!' in the same way as the menu when I turn on my PC.
Baleeted, Great Joeeorb, come outside and receive one million punches in the face, a one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all, I see you jockin me
Probably “you can’t destroy me”, “yes, yes, what fun”, “you know we don’t have an air vent”, “how cool someone is is inversely proportional to the amount of fun you can have at their house”, or “and that’s how I become a laaaaaw!~”. (🎇Ptoo, ptoo! 🎇)
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Consummate V’s
Valemtimes Day!
possums
bag of delicious bag
air puffed sugar delights
eeeeemayall
ow my most of me
jorb
come on get in the boat FISH FISH
jeebly-jeebly-JORBLY
Consummate V's
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
Computer Over
Virus = Very Yes
Todayborday is aLabor Day
3 cheersforda chort
Neverending Sooooooodaaa (ah oh ahh ah oh ahh ah oh ahh)
Wait those were 2 different movies?
"Aaaawh email, an email, a diddly diddly email"
"Doo, Doo, doo, doo, dooala doo,*siren noises*
"Homestaaar. AND. Stroongbaaaad. Are. TOTALLY. making, out"
"dot net, it's dot com."
Beans
Five
Might've also snuck in fhqwhgads in as a default name for bots in a multiplayer game I made
And
“Get out of my house” “I’ll do what I’m toooooold”
“I gut you like sheep? I gut you like sheep.”
“Corn is no place for a mighty warrior.”
“I think my friends and some presidents just flew by!”
Ugh
Why remind me my brain is full of random crap? lol
Todayborday is a laborday!
I said consummate v's, consummate!
these people's try to fade me
JORB!
imma call you Josh
toons… GAMES!!! chaaaracterss
Whether the cat honors said deal is up to him.
many combolations elizagirth
i rarely know what you’re talking about
i have more than two problems
"I dan't know why. Expecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to."
"There's just this square of TP that says... 'dog nut' on it"
However, one that plays in my head often that I don't find opportunity to use is, "Yeah, SHAPED like there's a bite taken out of it"
great jorb
you jumped over some of my busses
To this day, I find myself combining this with Coach Z's accent and calling peanut butter "peanort bortor."
Aha! Trogdor strikes again!!!
"DELETED"
"The email the email, what what the email."
"The system is down."
1, 2, 3,
And now you can count to 3
More often that I care to admit “Everybody to the Limit” plays in my head
"R-A-P-S, O-N-G yes yes!"
"Trogdor was a man, I mean, he was a dragon man, or maybe he was just a dragon"
"SHAPED like there's a bite taken out of it"
Sever your leg please sir it's the greatest day
COME ON FHQWHGADS
"What are you doing?"
"Did you just say 'doyng'?"
"No, do-ing!"
"Oh...well you spelled it the same."
I was raised by a cup of coffee.
"Screw all y'all"
"Looks like I'm gonna have to jump."
- every time I have a smoothie
Also ~TERTIARY~
Oh god, so many more I can't list them all lol
“You owe me a batch of your special grumblecakes”
“That’s not a good prize!”
“You’ll never believe my latest invention”
“Todayborday is a Labor Day”
And “is strongsad cool?”
Virus = very yes
(Specifically, I say "very yes" a lot)
Cheerleader!
So and so!
What’s her face!
The ugly one!!!
It hasn’t really stayed in my vocabulary just my brain
“I can make it on my own” [intense weeping]
How’s about you get some brains.
CEREBELLUM’D!!!!
"Now I am over here."
We need to get you some serious clown care.
I’m sad that I’m flying.
…and cow clips.