So, I DID hope for worse weather on Monday in my Substack article, published HOURS before chicken trump moved his inauguration inside, lol. Can I take credit for jinxing it? YES I CAN. 😆 - ThreadSky

It will have the lowest ratings ever.

I posted this thread 🧵 28 days ago.

A plea to Mother Nature.

https://bsky.app/profile/jessieblueaz.bsky.social/post/3ldp4kw7we224

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destinyredding.bsky.social•40 days ago

“Locusts!” Snort laughter…

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anakhari.bsky.social•40 days ago

Monday morning the Wikipedia page for the U.S. Capitol Rotunda will be updated to note its seating capacity is now more than that of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway,

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rd1054.bsky.social•39 days ago

It would have been interesting to see Trump’s hair reacting to an ice cold wind.

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adornmentinmetal.bsky.social•39 days ago

Yes! damn!

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thecarebear.bsky.social•40 days ago

Small can be embarrassing…

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dabuckster.bsky.social•40 days ago

Nice. Send some of that snow to Tahoe if you don't mind. Want to ski all day Monday and avoid everything else.

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daebid.bsky.social•40 days ago

As much as I would love to see her say that she’s too classy lady. Now, did she think that I won’t even go there? That’s not a place for my brain to be.

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milemarker0.bsky.social•39 days ago

MAGA says Trump is a mighty and fearless warrior. So the cold weather would not bother him.

It’s not the cold weather. It is about Trump’s great fear of another tiny inauguration crowd. Hotel reservations in DC are low.

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exile57.bsky.social•39 days ago

And canceling fast!

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alek1976.bsky.social•39 days ago

Everybody forgot already that weeTrumpty escaped out the back door at Biden’s inauguration

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psychopete.bsky.social•40 days ago

Also, Jimmy Carter somehow knew it would annoy trump to have flags at half staff at the inauguration so he held on. I guess they aren’t going to be at half staff but it forced trump, once again, to reveal what a pathetic child he is.

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smlodoch.bsky.social•40 days ago

Can you send the snow that way too? Shutting down all traffic would be great.

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deboh378.bsky.social•40 days ago

I'm with her on that!!
To watch this mother f***** take that oath, would be being complicit in the biggest hypocrisy, and spit to the face of this nation!

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mec4d.bsky.social•40 days ago

After all we all hoped for that, the power of suggestion !

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jenlancer.bsky.social•40 days ago

He doesn’t want photos of small crowds again. It will look more packed indoors

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wutthewut.bsky.social•40 days ago

Thank you, BDD! And special thanks to Canada for the delivery of frigid air to Washington D.C. on Monday!

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coastal-cin.bsky.social•40 days ago

No locusts. Just cockroaches.

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livin4adventure.bsky.social•38 days ago

I took off work to avoid the MAGA idiots and I’m getting my taxes done. That seems more fun

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kimforfreedom.bsky.social•40 days ago

Wasn’t planning on watching! Thanks!

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creatinglifeandart.bsky.social•39 days ago

Only if the locusts come. It would be amazing for Mike Johnson to have to spin a plague showing up for Trump's big day 😂

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pottymouthpup.bsky.social•40 days ago

". . . and, possibly, locusts" 💯

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mulbytime.bsky.social•39 days ago

Okay, you definitely have to take advantage of these superpowers

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ardenmessing.bsky.social•40 days ago

Love your substack that was delivered to my email account, thank you.

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jarljimbo.bsky.social•40 days ago

Now he's gonna say "We had to move inside because of Sleepy Joe Biden's weather machine, leaving tens of thousands, probably millions out in the cold who wanted to see me. Their president."

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chellelavixen.bsky.social•40 days ago

You should! We thank you😁

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samwiseacre.bsky.social•40 days ago

Coined a new term………..Wimpnauguration

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sstasch.bsky.social•40 days ago

I like this better than my idea, which was un-auguration

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pinkaditus.bsky.social•40 days ago

It's 50/50 the <<>> gags on the opening line: "I do shallemly shaare to...
Do we remember the Jan 6 rehearsal tape...
I think he's done, let's put him on the clock

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pinkaditus.bsky.social•40 days ago

There are several boat loads of MAGAs who have already moved on & that's on top of the 9,000,000 (51% to 41%) of the middle of the roaders who had to vote for the white guy???
"White Rule Dictatorship"

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lilibeter.bsky.social•40 days ago

I stand by my observation from earlier: I love that Michelle Obama is Marie Kondo’ing her social calendar 💙

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blueuncleruss.bsky.social•39 days ago

Hey MAGA! Arrived in DC with Nothing to do January 20th? Why not a peaceful visit to the capitol rotunda…

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dawgmother.bsky.social•40 days ago

Perhaps the Oligarchs' private jets can't land.

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armynurse13.bsky.social•40 days ago

Congratulations! You deserve the credit. Thank you!

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bluebird4us.bsky.social•40 days ago

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poofer.bsky.social•39 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 good job 😎✌️

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danalibrariana.bsky.social•40 days ago

I think your hopes were magnified and amplified by the hopes and cold weather vibes put out by millions of us. Maybe we can control the weather!

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coachtim.bsky.social•40 days ago

I'll spend my day scanning for MLK-based shows and the NFL network.

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lori3030.bsky.social•40 days ago

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

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superberg.bsky.social•40 days ago

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richnpenniless.bsky.social•40 days ago

Supreme Court Chief Justice has made a slight tweak to the swearing in ceremony. Instead of the normal swearing in language, it will be replaced by:

Do you promise to promise to uphold the constitution.

That way he is not culpable when he doesn't uphold the constitution.

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lozzer.bsky.social•40 days ago

I was hoping his fat old ass would stick it out, pull some William Henry Harrison long motherfucking rant-speech for 8 hours, catch a congaline of pneumonia, Covid, plague etc, he insists that his VP and other succession come shake his hand or bro-hug him and they croak within days

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lozzer.bsky.social•40 days ago

It happens so quick it's a little like when Boris Johnson's MP's quit under him, one after another-within a minute of each other-until he had no other choice but to resign.

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gohlman.bsky.social•40 days ago

🐈🍑🐕

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beetsalad.bsky.social•40 days ago

Not watching . Question though . Ppl said you should turn on your TV to seething ease ESPN, shopping channels , food network . What is the proper answer to not get ratings !??

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papabear333.bsky.social•40 days ago

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mex67.bsky.social•40 days ago

Thank you from the bottom of my heart ❄️☃️❄️

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anniepatriotic.bsky.social•40 days ago

Thanks, but I have so many better things to do. Brush the cat. Take hair out of the drain. Clean the toilet. All better than watching that pig get his crown.

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sly-snoodles.bsky.social•40 days ago

Adderall sweat freezes at 23F.

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willow3939.bsky.social•39 days ago

It's music and board games the whole day for me and my family. Spending not one cent or one second of air time. No purchases. No travel. No nothing.
It's a day of NO!
#Jan20DayofNo

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lucky-lga.bsky.social•40 days ago

Depends, do you have any Jewish Space Lasers?

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catlady49ers.bsky.social•40 days ago

I couldn’t care less about anything related to Trump’s inauguration. Won’t watch even a second of it. 👎

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ann702.bsky.social•40 days ago

😆

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azlend.bsky.social•39 days ago

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azlend.bsky.social•39 days ago

As we don't hold any of the branches of govt in DC our ability to affect trump is limited. But not absent. As a narcissist trump's ego is his weak spot. Keep mocking and hitting him there. And the thing he craves the most is attention. This Monday deny him that. Do not give him ratings. Do not view.

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blueflower76.bsky.social•40 days ago

He is such a pussy has to indoors .

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nanabananarama.bsky.social•39 days ago

Yes!! They think we control the damn weather anyway 🤣
Then also the flags being at 1/2 staff should be no problem.

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getoutofmyway.bsky.social•40 days ago

What the hell kind of shriveldick IS Trump anyway? He took his BIG TOUGH portrait as a no nonsense criminal madman...and cold weather is going to ruin his day.

What a snowflake.

(Check that. Even snowflakes can handle cold weather.)

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hillwomans.bsky.social•40 days ago

Is Obama’s portrait coming down again?

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hulce-patricia.bsky.social•40 days ago

Can’t get his hair wet. Can’t wear a hat - it will muss his hair. Can’t wear a scarf - it will muss his makeup. Can’t walk on ice in his lifts. What’s a (tough) guy to do?

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getoutofmyway.bsky.social•40 days ago

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whattheactualf.bsky.social•40 days ago

Thank you

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kathy328.bsky.social•39 days ago

You are entitled to full credit for this! Epic!

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tjk74.bsky.social•40 days ago

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randygo.bsky.social•40 days ago

I think you mentioned in another post that he will never match obamas turnout. Dont you realize people will travel from all corners of the country if not the world for the opportunity to stand outside the event? The sad part is yes there will be some who will.

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bonhanson.bsky.social•40 days ago

Only if we acknowledge my stellar work with voodoo dolls.😈

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melsf.bsky.social•40 days ago

👏👏👏

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bonhanson.bsky.social•40 days ago

Thanks!😂🤣

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pcreaky.bsky.social•40 days ago

Weather for JFK's Inauguration in 1961 was "20", sunny, & brutally windy, with a blizzard snow drop the day before-JFK would of laughed & said "Grow A Pair" at the idea of bringing it indoors-yes, not only will the crowds again be underwhelming but TRUMP doesn't want that RAT ON HIS HEAD to blow off

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miaganga.bsky.social•40 days ago

It will be a Ginormus Bringdown. Nope.

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fullusername.bsky.social•40 days ago

Don't watch it, don't give it any air in any format.

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timsredpants.bsky.social•40 days ago

Fingers crossed for a meteor.

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blkwomenamplified.bsky.social•39 days ago

We got what he promised.

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mariekeepfaithjb.bsky.social•40 days ago

🙌
I will say I was looking forward to seeing his bald head in the wind!

I’m sure many presidents were inaugurated in the freezing cold except for this little Cunt!

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thenewnucleus.bsky.social•40 days ago

He was worried it would be raining…drones.

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raymack1999.bsky.social•39 days ago

thank you!

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earthwins.bsky.social•40 days ago

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mattjlawlor.bsky.social•40 days ago

Dude is afraid of the cold. Deathly afraid.

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anonymousprofitt.bsky.social•40 days ago

I think all credit goes to Michelle lol but that’s just cause she ain’t going so I mean Mother Nature can have at it

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yourpalterence.bsky.social•40 days ago

Is something weird happening on MLK Jr Day?

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pamelawf.bsky.social•40 days ago

This 👇 👇 has NOTHING worthy to say! Bullshit and Lies = A Pile of 💩
Excuse the potty mouth, however, this evil INhumane brings out the beast in me! Seeing, Listening to "it" makes me sick to my stomach!

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talyce.bsky.social•40 days ago

Definitely not watching the convicted felon..can’t stomach the sight or sound of him..barf

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lucasaurelius.bsky.social•40 days ago

Ever notice how the MAGAts claim that bad weather is an act of god when it hurts the left? That’s why they had to make up the “Dems control the weather” whopper after the hurricanes. But I think it is clear. God hates Trump.

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ashokdmistry.bsky.social•40 days ago

People, PLEASE boycott all of the tech companies that suck up to trump on 30th Jan
No X
No Facebook
No Instagram
No Amazon
#hellNoTechBro !!!!
PASS IT ON

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bouvierdogmom.bsky.social•40 days ago

I actually feel this is offensive. Using a Black woman to represent your anger only intensifies the stereotype of Black women. No one knows why she isn't attending. Stop expecting Black women to represent and fight your battles.

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notproperty.bsky.social•40 days ago

He’s such a snowflake

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johnlynker.com•40 days ago

Like I tell the Cons, I'm the lib who controls sunsets, not weather. But I did call for teaching MTG about cloud seeding which would create freezing rain.

Who controls the Capital sewer system? You online here?... got a job for you...

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madness45and47.bsky.social•39 days ago

Just so we’re clear: the people worried about families being separated because of deportation made your grandma die alone in the hospital during Covid.

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jo2025.bsky.social•40 days ago

I wouldn’t go either.

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jainabledsoe.bsky.social•40 days ago

The good news is there will be no focus on attendance and rather RATINGS of viewership. The boycott will sting.

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joanlingen.bsky.social•40 days ago

You don’t have to preview it either, just skip it and ignore him altogether.

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windykidwins1.bsky.social•40 days ago

My closets have been begging to be cleaned and I have a stack of History channel shows that are qued.

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minutello1.bsky.social•39 days ago

Let the MAGA freeze.

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bluehairedgranny.bsky.social•40 days ago

Well done!

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indyskies.bsky.social•40 days ago

It's actually better for 🍊.
"If it wasn't for this weather, I'd have the biggest crowd ever"

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crashdive625.bsky.social•40 days ago

Karma for Johnston raising the Flag on Monday. She's awesome!

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djsprat.bsky.social•40 days ago

Your jinxing skills are unparalleled. Clearly, you are using might for right.

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notwellbehaved.bsky.social•40 days ago

Those roads will ice over- even inside will not be heavily attended.

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sstasch.bsky.social•40 days ago

Yeah, but you totally messed with my lightning bolt plan!!!

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annmtl.bsky.social•40 days ago

Canada 🇨🇦 says hold my beer.

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skyetrekker.bsky.social•40 days ago

It's a fake inauguration just like those fake @$$ attempts. All staged and so is this presidency. #GamedOut

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highestbitter.bsky.social•40 days ago

Enemies to America: The tech bro oligarchy. Add Peter Thiel, too. Remember, Bezos also owns Amazon, Whole Foods, WaPo. End the tech bro oligarchy.

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pattiabdalla.bsky.social•40 days ago

I scheduled a colonoscopy for Monday.

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pervistwotroll.bsky.social•40 days ago

Joe is gone. Like Tik Tok

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=pkt7bvOjz_I&si=bs27N1A5pe5fj-qY

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serendipity05.bsky.social•40 days ago

Thanks for jinxing it 💙 Can you try a little bit harder, but for a lightning strike on Trump? I salute you 🙏🏻

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letsgohawksgpg.bsky.social•40 days ago

THANKYOU OH WISE ONE ☝️

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dexter2855.bsky.social•40 days ago

Michelle - Oh Captain My Captain….Thank you

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1618dgr.bsky.social•40 days ago

Was sure hoping for a wave of pneumonia to hit that group

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kaffrn.bsky.social•40 days ago

Repeating someone’s absolutely smart replay hell is freezing over!

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sagemom.bsky.social•40 days ago

He's moving it inside? That sniveling wimp. Obama stood outside with temps in the 20s.

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mwallacegreen.bsky.social•40 days ago

Good work 👍

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jcreek.bsky.social•40 days ago

Wind is like “Nah man not on my watch!” 💨

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lillianorlando.bsky.social•37 days ago

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essp572024.bsky.social•39 days ago

Hell, I wouldn’t go if I was Barack😁

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vmg-ylw.bsky.social•40 days ago

Not so much the temp but the wind that would blow that ridiculous fucking ferret right off his head.

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anneezkauai.bsky.social•39 days ago

I’ll be scooping warm cat shit with my bare hands as it will be preferable to watching the second occupation of the White House.

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anneezkauai.bsky.social•40 days ago

Yeah well we wouldn’t want his comb over to flap and flop around now would we?

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plgc-ontwitterx.bsky.social•40 days ago

I'm sure Trump is relieved to have the excuse to move it inside. I would have loved to see how small they turn out would have been. By the way, JFK was inaugurated outside when it was 22°, same as forecast for Trump. But JFK knew the importance, and he wasn't fragile and self-absorbed.

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citygirl212.bsky.social•40 days ago

I read somewhere - so I can’t say it’s true, but it seems true - that Trump held rallies in colder weather than what’s expected for Monday.

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plgc-ontwitterx.bsky.social•40 days ago

Here's a thought. At the inauguration he can't wear his Maga hat as he does at his rallies. It's all about his hair. I remember he backed out of a visit to the American cemetery in Normandy because some rain was forecast and he was worried about his hair.

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reenie1985.bsky.social•39 days ago

And even better, snow/rain for his Sunday rally!!!

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shadrachula.bsky.social•40 days ago

At least 5” of snow Monday.

I know when I’m shoveling. Afterward, I’ll watch the Knicks.

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patriciamurphleone.bsky.social•40 days ago

Will make popcorn and have a law and order marathon duh duh

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jan61-cat.bsky.social•40 days ago

I mean it’s literally hell freezing over so it’s appropriate.

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dbjmn3700.bsky.social•40 days ago

Nope! Not watching it anywhere— NOT INTERESTED IN HIM 👎

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silveradoman70.bsky.social•40 days ago

Movie day

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thrustpowers007.bsky.social•40 days ago

Trump is a pussy. I like presidents who have inauguration out side it's traditional. Trump is Afraid of his tiny orange 🍊 mushroom 🍄 getting smaller than what it already is. Get working on the memes everyone.

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blue44wp.bsky.social•39 days ago

I’m planning on driving a mile up to the beach and reading a good book!📕☕️

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abmomucpsucks.bsky.social•40 days ago

Canadian here. I’d rather cut my toenails!

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jessehale.bsky.social•40 days ago

They should make sure to fly a flag a half staff inside too!! Wouldn’t that just frost pumpkin spice palpatines cheeks??? Lol

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openhwy.bsky.social•40 days ago

Looking forward to it being the lowest rated inauguration ever. #NotWatching

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heavycrownpress.bsky.social•40 days ago

I also don't plan to watch any part of it. Most, maybe all of it will be boring anyway, and of course there will be plenty of clips, transcripts, and coverage online. I want to see how the billionaires interact. Will his speech be darker than 2017. Will he brag/lie again about crowd size?

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trendrewards.bsky.social•40 days ago

Go figure, fuckers.
#TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

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livinginthenow.bsky.social•40 days ago

I’m confused ok I’m 73, but is this an insurrection or an inauguration? How does this POS get to do both? So he’s having an inauguration right after his insurrection? Still confused.

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thatisthequestion.bsky.social•40 days ago

He’d still find an excuse to hide his very tiny crowds… and hands… etc

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deb-zed.bsky.social•39 days ago

Do you think it is weather, fear or optics?

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reallyottawa.bsky.social•40 days ago

Not planning to watch this, but your post gives me an idea: Monday, everybody post your chicken recipes!

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jeremy-souphead.bsky.social•40 days ago

#WhoseDay
#MLKDAY
#NobleMan
#RealLeader

Was there something important I had to do this Monday besides stay home and contemplate the value that Martin Luther King Jr's existence brought to America? No? OK, just checking 🤷

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safetyinnumbers.bsky.social•40 days ago

If I had children we'd all be watching.. so they could bear witness to the day America began top die, so someone could record it as a witness to the real history Trumps minions will re-write.

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c-s-smith.bsky.social•40 days ago

Nothing has warmed my cockles more, (pardon the pun) then the thought of them actually pushing out on some cold temperatures and moving that thing indoors. What a symbolic sight. Also the fact that Johnson will not keep the flags at half staff for the event is just so ridiculous. They deserve this

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pharoh-dre-the14.bsky.social•40 days ago

So Hell froze over who would have guessed it🤣😂😁👍🏾

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veryvaluable.bsky.social•40 days ago

So I guess he’ll just keep all those inauguration donations for himself. I heard the Florida WhiteHouse needs some new locking closets.

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mikie345.bsky.social•40 days ago

What's fun about skipping it, even on here, is to mute key words for a day or whatever.

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grumpygrammy.bsky.social•40 days ago

i don't care to see it anywhere, anytime.

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hellcatfury123.bsky.social•40 days ago

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rockwils1.bsky.social•40 days ago

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gogglespaisano08.bsky.social•40 days ago

All credit to ya! I will unleash the Rotunda Locust's so you don't have to. I'm also adding Sodomy Geese. They get it all brother! 😂

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gibba1960.bsky.social•40 days ago

Thanks I have dental appointment I set 6 months ago . So It worked out well.
I have bad vibes anyway he’s going into the tundra. All those people went in there and destroyed and hurt the capital police. not good vibes for him very unlucky.

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carlalovespurple.bsky.social•40 days ago

Not locusts🤣🤣🤣

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crisscrossdude.bsky.social•40 days ago

So when the weather prevents firemen from putting out wildfires, that’s because of liberals but when the weather prevents billionaires from cheering for their fuhrer, it that on them too?

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kdown20.bsky.social•40 days ago

Keep the curses coming...maybe they'll work.

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vickythiel.bsky.social•40 days ago

With his hair you certainly don’t want to be outside with wind like that.

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scootertramp.bsky.social•40 days ago

Keep up the great work BDD, we need more people just like you.

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ylbjo.bsky.social•40 days ago

Someone with no sense of honour isn't capable of honouring anything.

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jperryfarm.bsky.social•40 days ago

If it was you, voodoo, the universe or simply karma....I'm laughing my ass off! The rotunda holds max 350 people depending on layout......it'll be a good excuse for no one showing up!
😜😂😛

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decembergirl.bsky.social•40 days ago

#busy4inauguration Excited to honor MLK. Found virtual event: Nat'l Cntr for Study of Civil Rights & African-American Culture (National Center) @ Alabama State Univ.1/20 11am on Facebook @civilrightscenter or on YouTube at The Center for Civil Rights at ASU. More info: https://www.alasu.edu/_qa/news-jan-2025-natl-center-mlk.php

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masterpiececafe.bsky.social•40 days ago

Exactly, I have zero interest in watching someone lie through their teeth with a hand on the bible. No thank you. I will be celebrating the real hero of Monday, Martin Luther King Jr.

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adornmentinmetal.bsky.social•39 days ago

Absolutely!

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autiebea.bsky.social•40 days ago

pleeze let the heating at the capitol rotunda fail on january 20, 2025!

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debpete.bsky.social•40 days ago

I mentioned William Henry Harrison yesterday and now I’m regretting it 😝

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glitzypursegirl.bsky.social•40 days ago

Its all about optics and crowd size

Mango Mussolini looks more human indoors

Pity his tiny crowd having to see him hear him…….hard to understand the wuss i mean felon in chief mumbling his dementia laden boasts that he thinks are speechs

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theled.bsky.social•40 days ago

Don’t just not watch the Inauguration. Send a powerful message. Tune your tv to Nickelodeon all day Monday. Make him lose in the ratings to CARTOONS

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deckardssixth.bsky.social•40 days ago

It's been in the forecast for days...

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beccasmom.bsky.social•40 days ago

Sorry I don't want to hear anything about it.

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tkmore.bsky.social•40 days ago

wish you would do something awesome with your weather controlling supper powers like lightening strikes to MTG..

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pattiabdalla.bsky.social•40 days ago

LOL her ticket was for outside 😂

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thegodofcities.bsky.social•39 days ago

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obrienp.bsky.social•39 days ago

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dinozo69.bsky.social•40 days ago

I can think of a hundred unpleasant things that I’d rather do than watching that lying criminal conman get sworn in to be president.

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auntmaud.bsky.social•40 days ago

Let's embarrass the incoming PAB into moving his swearing in back outside where it belongs and hope he freezes.

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ajc55.bsky.social•39 days ago

Now I hope it’s 75 degrees, that day. Lol.

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purplebutterfly05.bsky.social•40 days ago

Not only will I not watch the inauguration, I will not watch press conferences, or anything else that shows that idiot speaking. I hate everything about that guy.

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