I'm just a doctor, standing in front of a nurse, asking them to let me touch the pumps, this one time - ThreadSky

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omnintensivist.bsky.social • 20 days ago

I'm just a doctor,
standing in front of a nurse,
asking them to let me touch the pumps,
this one time

That's going to cost extra

I’m just a doctor,
Standing in front of a vent,
The RT watches me,
Like a hawk

I’m just a doctor
Examined a newborn
Swaddling her messily
She quickly escapes

I’m just a doctor,
Scanning a patient,
The echo tech behind me,
Disappointed noises.

I'm just a doctor,
Spiking a bag "to help",
RN stares at me,
Saline all over the floor.

Lol

We all know what happened to neurosurgery. Do you want to wind up like neurosurgery?

Oh!! Glad I retired. Keep your hands off my pumps and lines...

Omni could touch my pumps any day

That's what they all say, until
I do, then something bad happens 🤣

On second thought, don’t touch that pump😂

Funny

Good way to lose fingers

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