He'll have a realistic figure of himself atop his mausoleum so people have to look at him & a recorded message of his grating voice-motion activated speaker because he knows how annoying it is. But seriously I have regular fantasies about hearing of the passing of DJT at age 78...joyous partying...
Trumps grave is going to be a tourist attraction. I’m going to sell bottles of water so people can piss on his headstone after taking a selfie doing a thumbs up or holding a voodoo doll they bought to burn etc.
He will die in the most embarrassing, least heroic, natural way. They will try to cover it up, but it will eventually be known.
If anyone is out there thinking of ways to get to him, don't let him go as a martyr. Let him shit himself to death while dressed like Pippy Longstockings.
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You know he will NEVER be buried anywhere public!!! They wouldn't be able to maintain it!
And I'll fill up with fluids to properly "christen" his forever tomb‼️🫡🥳
“So then every one of us shall give account of himself to God.”
If anyone is out there thinking of ways to get to him, don't let him go as a martyr. Let him shit himself to death while dressed like Pippy Longstockings.