🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 I smell like pee. We now go live to my diaper to get a realtime reaction. PNN will be back with more updates as the situation unfolds. - ThreadSky

riverwearsdiapers.bsky.social • 27 days ago

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

I smell like pee. We now go live to my diaper to get a realtime reaction.

PNN will be back with more updates as the situation unfolds.

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lubbypubby.bsky.social•27 days ago

Meanwhile that poor meteorologist intern they always stick near the eye of the storm to get blown around puts on his SCUBA gear....

boundbabyboy.bsky.social•27 days ago

Finally some good news

diapergalicia.bsky.social•27 days ago

🔥🔥🔥

docbutnotthatkind.bsky.social•26 days ago

hehehe this is the kinda news I like to see!

diapsnsocks.bsky.social•27 days ago

Cute

littletomiddle.bsky.social•26 days ago

Isn’t it only news if it’s a deviation from the norm? 😜

riverwearsdiapers.bsky.social•27 days ago

Now over to weather where we’re getting word of a potential flood warning centralized over my living room. Sandbags or double diapers are advisable.

And, back to the breaking news we’ve been following. We have confirmation from locals in the area that it is in fact pee that is permeating the air.

stomper.bsky.social•27 days ago

I mean, you are River…it’s in the name, soggy pants!

riverwearsdiapers.bsky.social•27 days ago

Experts are advising that only the most experienced of snoofers approach the eye of the storm 🌪️

philthelittle.bsky.social•27 days ago

🤓 I happens to be a very well known stormeologist! it’s true! my degree was signed with crayons and all!!!

riverwearsdiapers.bsky.social•27 days ago

This all checks out. Be careful out there Dr. Stormypants.

philthelittle.bsky.social•27 days ago

precisely!!! 😌

abdlfantasies.bsky.social•26 days ago

We're monitoring the situation very closely but it looks like a category 3, approaching category 4 soggy storm.. snoofers and daddies and cloth furniture be advised

newsiebaby.bsky.social•27 days ago

I’m here at the scene. Health officials warn the fumes are toxic. Locals report the ground “buzzes” after the flood, followed by a strange white substance falling from the sky. The government urges people not to eat it. For PNN, I’m Newsie Baby. 🤣

diapscort.bsky.social•27 days ago

What a coincidence, I happen to be a very experienced snoofer and also enjoy a good storm.

eastcoastabdl.bsky.social•27 days ago

Oh, great, another puff piece 🙄

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