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mtcstw.bsky.social
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26 days ago
I hope Elon hops on a rocket one day with all his little simps🤡 and blasts off to Mars. 🚀😘💯😂
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kaykaye.bsky.social
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26 days ago
Elon included the auto lock feature on the Teslas because he knows it's cheaper to pay out on a death than a living victim.
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kaykaye.bsky.social
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26 days ago
Elon got all the plastic surgery to hide the physical symptoms of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
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kaykaye.bsky.social
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26 days ago
Elon has CRISPR'ed himself so much in an effort to give himself super powers that he instead gave himself three more forms of mental r*tardation in addition to the ones he already has.
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kaykaye.bsky.social
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26 days ago
Elon bleeds from his backside after pooping all the time so he wears Always brand maxi pads. The big overnight ones with wings.
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