for the love of god, i just want to be on a beach somewhere sipping a pina colada soaking in the sun. i don’t even give a fuck if a shark eats me at this point. - ThreadSky

lilblackheart.bsky.social • 87 days ago

for the love of god, i just want to be on a beach somewhere sipping a pina colada soaking in the sun. i don’t even give a fuck if a shark eats me at this point.

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crustyoldbanker.bsky.social•87 days ago

I hear ya

tarashea11.bsky.social•87 days ago

If you get attacked you can join this special exclusive club too.

https://www.surfertoday.com/surfing/bite-club-is-the-support-group-for-shark-attack-survivors/amp

nomorehandlesok.bsky.social•87 days ago

You give up way to easily

dilong96.bsky.social•87 days ago

Just send me straight to the part where the sharks are eating me because it will be better than this next decade of misery.

vernaf.bsky.social•87 days ago

I'd pay extra to guarantee sharks on my next vacation

igloochik.bsky.social•87 days ago

That makes two of us.

wanderdoff.bsky.social•87 days ago

Yes! We’re like, when is that damn marvel gawd gonna take out the planet? Let’s just be done with it all.

godswrath699.bsky.social•87 days ago

It might hurt !😬

mrtwiggs.bsky.social•87 days ago

Well the damn shark would care by the time I was done with it. Sum-bitch would gladly spit you back out 🫤 you believe that, right?

48tin.bsky.social•87 days ago

alenatrantor.bsky.social•87 days ago

At this point, I'd rather deal with the sharks.

tongueofwood.bsky.social•87 days ago

Damn, I didn’t even know sharks like pina colada’s.

i-am-marcus-ellis.bsky.social•87 days ago

If you like Piña Coladas and getting caught in a shark’s mouth. 🦈

veritatemamo.bsky.social•87 days ago

Stay on the beach

parentnoia.bsky.social•87 days ago

Just waiting for the world to end

pjtbonz.bsky.social•87 days ago

Classic margarita...lots of salt

gmcginnis.bsky.social•87 days ago

Make mine a margarita and I'll be there!

lilblackheart.bsky.social•87 days ago

You got it

1179jv.bsky.social•87 days ago

11 degrees now needs heat, margarita and some happy sharks

lilblackheart.bsky.social•87 days ago

Indeed

gruffyfarr668.bsky.social•87 days ago

Get on that beach then! Sharks only eat wet people.

adewright.bsky.social•87 days ago

Straya has a plethora of such places mate, some even have very few sharks.
Occasionally some crocs

Maybe snakes

Possibly spiders

And as long as you stay out of the water the Jellyfish can’t get ya.

Awesome Sunsets though 😊