I just want to know if my apocalypse plan works. I checked half of it during lockdowns and was good with supplies, but no-one let me break into [local building] and grow potatoes in their flowerbeds. So that's part 2.
There’s definitely no water or soap, that’s not a world I’m tryna live in. Cuz I’m gonna be parched, dirty and stanking every damn day? Nah they can have me
genuinely my zombie apocalypse plan is to do an everything shower, get dressed, get crossfaded as FAWK and die 💀😭 i'll check on y'all in between sets at the mj and whitney houston double feature
I’ve watched many zombie shows/movies but that scene of them climbing the wall is the standout. Even if they start out walking, things adapt and I’m not about to be around for the walk to run zombie timeline. Imagine you’re out picking berries on a random Tuesday and a zombie Usain Bolts by you.
Doesn't matter for me. Most of the people around me would set me up. lol Be like..oh such an such need help over there. *Door closes* And me vs 200 zedheads.
Oh, I'm surviving. I watched World War Z and every episode of The Walking Dead that mattered so I already know what to do. And while everyone is fighting, I'm going to build a little kingdom. And me and my kingdom are going thrive! You hear me!
I'm going to a morgue right away. If you think about it, Zombie apocalypses are kind of like Ponzi schemes, only for brains instead of money. Those usually work out for early investors. I want to be an early investor in the zombie apocalypse.
Fighting to stay alive, fighting to help others, fighting to find a cure of some kind.
I'm pathologically incapable of giving up, which only sounds like a brag of you don't know that that's like.
When overwhelmed, I shut down sometimes, but only until my brain finds the megaphone & starts yelling.
Heading up to the wealthiest neighborhoods and setting up shop. Listen, I live in a 16-unit apartment complex. I want to try on fancy dresses, swim in an indoor pool, and experience a refrigerated tiramisu drawer. Imma be criming until the very end.
Would track down the people I hate so I could see them become zombies. Then I could justify taking them out! After killing those undead assholes I’d probably hunker down in a well-stocked wine & liquor store.
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that, or "if ya can't beat 'em, join 'em!"
Yoooo!!
These comments got me
🤣😂🤣😂🤣‼️
That would be me.
I'm pathologically incapable of giving up, which only sounds like a brag of you don't know that that's like.
When overwhelmed, I shut down sometimes, but only until my brain finds the megaphone & starts yelling.
Good times!