I've got Adenoviral Pharyngeal Conjunctivitis Fever, & I'm laying in bed at 6 am trying to get back to sleep & coughing so hard my ribs ache, & I'm like, oh this can't get any worse. Ooops.
Body Hold my beer.
Me No wait, I didn't....
Body HOLD. THE. BEER.
Me But I didn't mea...
Body DIARRHEA
Me Nooo