million dollar idea: people loved that kopi luwak civet poop coffee, right? so you send people to colombia to swallow a bunch of coffee beans and then come back here and poop em out, like the goose laying golden eggs - ThreadSky

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hypercubexl.bsky.social • 128 days ago

million dollar idea: people loved that kopi luwak civet poop coffee, right? so you send people to colombia to swallow a bunch of coffee beans and then come back here and poop em out, like the goose laying golden eggs

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rebelbruj.bsky.social•128 days ago

Wouldn't shoving coffee into your butt and bringing it to the US just be smuggling?

I mean I'm down for black market coffee, but "smuggler" sounds cooler than "bean pooper"

hypercubexl.bsky.social•128 days ago

you don't shove it in your butt, you just swallow it.. no balloons or anything

rebelbruj.bsky.social•128 days ago

Lost opportunity to make the TSA do cavity searches for coffee imo

literallyjustapokemon.online•128 days ago

💜: 🤔 what if we just started a like a travelling civet circus(the civet’s are the ringleaders of course) and all the animal performers are puppygirls, catgirls, doegirls, etc etc ad infitum?

hypercubexl.bsky.social•128 days ago

ooh there's layers there, that's great

literallyjustapokemon.online•128 days ago

right?? we do what we must to protect the supply of caffeine 🙂‍↕️