Caption this. We’ll go first: “That’s not the gearstick” - ThreadSky

altonpi.bsky.social•45 days ago

Oh Elona, nobody has touched me like that since I paid Stormy.

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ronniblue2.bsky.social•45 days ago

Remember she could hardly find it🤌🤣🤭😜

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shermied66.bsky.social•45 days ago

Did someone put a seat cover on? Is the seat warmer on? Feels warm...

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dollydoo.bsky.social•45 days ago

oh look, another eclipse

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erinmaureen17.bsky.social•45 days ago

Ha ha! You shit your pants!

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leftsideofficial.bsky.social•45 days ago

Nothing else needs to be said…

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ruzenka-1.bsky.social•45 days ago

As much as I was appalled by that utterly shabby Tesla-show, this photo of Hitler and Porsche, the designer of the Volkswagen (literally ‘the people’s car) cannot be compared. Let us here at Bluesky, not sink into the same fakenews hole we left X for. Let’s read up before posting stuff like this. 🙂

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mabelolivelover.bsky.social•45 days ago

Uh, Hitler laid the foundation stone of Porsche’s Volkswagen factory. Porsche was honored by WWII Germany for his factory’s manufacturing of tanks, gave up his Czech heritage to become a German Nazi, and ultimately gained power and wealth in Hitler’s Germany. I think the parallels are very apt.

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ruzenka-1.bsky.social•45 days ago

No need to explain this to me, I’m well informed. Please read up some more and realise that the order of events in both situations is nót the same. I ‘escaped’ X to avoid this kind of superficiality 🙁 I’m sure you mean well, but this doesn’t help.

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mabelolivelover.bsky.social•45 days ago

AND, I just looked at your posts. You’ve posted Richard Dawkins! My PhD subject is Evolutionary Biology. So fuck whatever about Porsche. I annoy my friends with prickly meticulousness when it comes to my particular understandings of the world. I’m following you 4-ever (not in a stalking way tho…)

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mabelolivelover.bsky.social•45 days ago

Sorry to aggravate you & thanks for encouraging me read more on the topic. I’m still not understanding your point. Porsche didn’t take on his Nazi citizenship until after Hitler came to power but, Hitler and Porsche were mutual beneficiaries who supported the Nazi war effort. Enlighten me. Truly.

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myfriendscallmeliz.bsky.social•45 days ago

Woooow. 🤦‍♀️

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rlb-21.bsky.social•45 days ago

The second time as farce

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superbowlchiefs.bsky.social•45 days ago

The more things change, the more they don’t … unfortunately.

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jaysonmassey.bsky.social•45 days ago

"Daimler-Benz provided Hitler with vehicles and was a close ally of the Nazi party."

https://malevus.com/hitlers-cars/

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baddabing2.bsky.social•45 days ago

Sadly SS Wankpanzer Musk, & weirdo Peter Thiel would love this comparison

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lescottlepslmer.bsky.social•45 days ago

Don't forget JD Peter's literal sugar baby

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globalsecuritysme.bsky.social•45 days ago

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lescottlepslmer.bsky.social•44 days ago

JD looks AI in his normal pics

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lescottlepslmer.bsky.social•45 days ago

JD looks like young Hacksaw Jim Duggs. Bloated from a weekend partying with Iron Shiek in 1985 there

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yakatomi.bsky.social•43 days ago

Hahaha. I can see that resemblance.

Why can't we just have politicians and billionaires slap it out at a SummerSlam instead of destroying the working class people with their ego and power trips

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lescottlepslmer.bsky.social•45 days ago

Is Gavin going to give him a massage live? Like he's doing all the other one's? Will he have a live from the back of the U Haul ski polling sweaty nerds with Patriot Front episode?

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diffusedwavelength.bsky.social•45 days ago

Excellent reminder. Also, don’t forget that trump will be president during the 2028 Olympics hosted in Los Angeles (unless we get lucky)

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giobbe56.bsky.social•45 days ago

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drdorianoz.bsky.social•45 days ago

I knew Krasnov's face expression remined me of someone.

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demarkymark.bsky.social•45 days ago

When you look up “trailer trash” in the dictionary

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zeitgeistepoch.bsky.social•45 days ago

Is this the pawn shop idiot?

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stevenrgardner.bsky.social•45 days ago

Believe it or not he calls himself a Rapper, kind of like Lara trump calls herself a singer. WARNING: Don't listen too him just to confirm, worse than Lara.

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drdorianoz.bsky.social•45 days ago

Yes, way worse. Lara is...hm...somewhat servicable. This guy, however, makes Vanilla Ice sound like Notorious B.I.G.

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susantlovescats.bsky.social•45 days ago

His name is aptly Forgiato Blow.

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drdorianoz.bsky.social•45 days ago

AKA Fellatio Blows.

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peterw99.bsky.social•45 days ago

he looks like a ventriliquists dummy

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drdorianoz.bsky.social•45 days ago

He kinda is that😏

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carlsbaddave.bsky.social•45 days ago

Oh, Elon! It hurts so good!

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nsightful.bsky.social•45 days ago

Another hand-job by Leon Skum.

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michaelincanada.bsky.social•45 days ago

You can touch it if you want.

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rckymtnmn.bsky.social•45 days ago

Premature detonation.

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ckritter.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤣🤣

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kdogmctweeties.bsky.social•45 days ago

Nope. Just a tic tac.

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mr-el-guapo.bsky.social•45 days ago

Gas, Grass, or Ass. Nobody rides for free, fElon.

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tommixer.bsky.social•45 days ago

Oh Elon what a knob!

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xtrahope1515.bsky.social•45 days ago

Anus-MUSk -- "No, Donny! You don't back into my knob!"

🍊💩 -- "Butt (pun) it feels riiiight"!

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tommixer.bsky.social•45 days ago

😂

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sadworld.bsky.social•45 days ago

Cue the gay anthem.

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mrsblocking.bsky.social•45 days ago

YMCA!!!

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babygreensnotblues.bsky.social•45 days ago

They do love it so!

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spincast-ag300.bsky.social•32 days ago

That nitrous stuff sure makes you feel weird, what are you feeling Eronious?

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naguale.bsky.social•44 days ago

Can't say either one is scraping the bottom of the barrel for each other since they're both bottom of the barrel.

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chattycathy22.bsky.social•45 days ago

That made me giggle. Oh “a little deeper”

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standup2tyranny.bsky.social•45 days ago

Stormy was right!

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izzyjax.bsky.social•45 days ago

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plutobro.bsky.social•45 days ago

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izzyjax.bsky.social•42 days ago

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dj-xrat.bsky.social•45 days ago

The gear splinter?

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zenzinnia.bsky.social•45 days ago

There goes that "new car" smell

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frangiapanni.bsky.social•45 days ago

Oh laughed way out loud!

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jsplace.bsky.social•45 days ago

Ugh….stinky

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glangiangaetano.bsky.social•45 days ago

😂😂🤣🤣 👊

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donm1955.bsky.social•40 days ago

No it's a soon to be release new car smell! Burnt ass! It'll be world wide! The hell with that stupid pine tree hanging off your rear veiw mirrior!

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therealitychick.bsky.social•45 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/therealitychick.bsky.social/post/3lka3xo3ve22k

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stevespencer.bsky.social•44 days ago

OMG!!! I didn't think anyone could beat LP's caption, but this is it!

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presumptive.bsky.social•45 days ago

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hearmeouttho.bsky.social•45 days ago

*Trump having stroke*

* Elon hallucinating while deep in k hole*

Fox News: Thanks to this duo Americans are safe from woke communists, free from Biden’s high egg prices, and becoming the safest and smartest population in the world!!!

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doverkarl.bsky.social•45 days ago

No bigballs here

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koobiac.bsky.social•45 days ago

is this the mirror adjustment joystick?

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knightswan267.bsky.social•45 days ago

Cold hands!

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dawriter67.bsky.social•45 days ago

“Harder, Elon,harder.”

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pennokieo.bsky.social•45 days ago

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myblueeyes.bsky.social•45 days ago

Literally 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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james-mcpherson.bsky.social•45 days ago

"Do you smell that?... Now part of me is inside you."

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mysteryfuture.bsky.social•45 days ago

Wrong hole!

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soxfan4.bsky.social•45 days ago

Oh snap, Elon! That wasn't a fart.😬😂

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choozybunz.bsky.social•45 days ago

🥴

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shortcathy.bsky.social•45 days ago

Thelma and Louise over the cliff.

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juanitas.bsky.social•45 days ago

Faster, faster, the lights are turning red....

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democratic-dick.bsky.social•45 days ago

"Thought you said you use Tic Tacs?"

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jay4x2.bsky.social•45 days ago

Keep smiling for the camera or I’ll tell Putin on you.

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parrish1536.bsky.social•45 days ago

Trump to Elon “ you’re squeezing it to hard”

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farfromdenmark.bsky.social•45 days ago

From 0 to 100 in 5 strokes…

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d-a-d.bsky.social•45 days ago

From 100 to 0 with one massive stroke would be better...

😁

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richardgbarba.bsky.social•45 days ago

You said you preferred electrocution vs getting eaten by a shark. Now let go of the starter cables and let's go find ourselves a hungry shark.

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rafa2tex.bsky.social•45 days ago

Jajaja

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birban59.bsky.social•45 days ago

God … you’re worse than the toddler!

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southerncatlady.bsky.social•45 days ago

I promise you won't feel a thing.

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socalcallie.bsky.social•45 days ago

I can grab you anywhere I please, because I bought you the office…

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carlosamammal.bsky.social•45 days ago

THATS ANOTHER three weeks running DOGE ya owe me!

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turf-homes.bsky.social•45 days ago

Hey man insinuating people are gay as an insult fucking sucks

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solarpunk-workshop.org•45 days ago

This doesn't come off to me (gay & trans) that way and I don't think it was meant that way. It's the fact that they are well known homophobes is what makes these type of jokes funny.

If you replaced them with actual gay men it would not be funny, it would just be sexy and playful.

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turf-homes.bsky.social•45 days ago

Ok wait explain this joke to me (bi and nonbinary) maybe im just too stupid to understand this high level of humor

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solarpunk-workshop.org•45 days ago

Kinda already did, it's two well known homophobes that look like they could be in a gay sex act. It's funny (at least to me but I suspect most) because I know they'd hate it.

If it was unknown people or known not-homophobes and presented as a joke then it could be homophobic.

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solarpunk-workshop.org•45 days ago

For example, if this picture was of Pedro Pascal and Chris Hemsworth it would be odd to present as a joke, it would just be hot for some, not funny for others.

If it was unknown people, I'd just assume they're gay and it would be as funny as if it were a man and woman in the picture.

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solarpunk-workshop.org•45 days ago

It could even be funny as man and woman, because you wouldn't normally have sex in a Tesla with the president in front of the White House in front of reporters.

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kalamazeus.bsky.social•45 days ago

Tesler refers to this as the Boebert package.

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jinxharley.bsky.social•44 days ago

*snort snort*

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klaaskid8.bsky.social•44 days ago

🏆

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nogorobo.bsky.social•44 days ago

Good one🤣

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vandenhoorn.bsky.social•45 days ago

“Aaahhh stop elon..… Give me a…. brake”

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carl92131.bsky.social•45 days ago

Donald Trump is so unfortunate looking.

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dmfeil1960.bsky.social•45 days ago

They are so gross

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freddieoversteegen.bsky.social•45 days ago

Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice 🫟

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eguango.bsky.social•45 days ago

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carriercarnes.bsky.social•45 days ago

Faster Louise, faster! The law is gaining on us! 😉🤞

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phonix7.bsky.social•45 days ago

Harder, Harder!

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oldassnerd.bsky.social•45 days ago

trump getting that "Boebert" 😂😂😂

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liliodine.bsky.social•45 days ago

Ty

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rossi199.bsky.social•45 days ago

This is the way.

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orwellsghost.bsky.social•45 days ago

This is the way.

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duke333.bsky.social•45 days ago

Bet this autopilot thing makes almost as big a wreck as your stock market!

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kwazyjarhead.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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hopperchop.bsky.social•45 days ago

"Just unclench Donald, otherwise I won't be able to work you like the puppet you are"

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elvenqueen.bsky.social•45 days ago

Damn Elon... I really hate electric cars!

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threekitties.bsky.social•45 days ago

“Make Elon A Trillionaire”
“Me, first”

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bcwilliams71.bsky.social•45 days ago

Pop Me Like Putin!!!

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elshagon.bsky.social•45 days ago

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janebadger67.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤣😂

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xtrahope1515.bsky.social•45 days ago

Amen to that!

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doggiemama.bsky.social•45 days ago

I’m sticky

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lynnzummo.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤣🤣

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aaronsmiley.com•45 days ago

I mean you can see it in the reflection of his glasses, even.

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flvillager.bsky.social•45 days ago

Every grunt he makes
Elon watching you

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gizmoman.bsky.social•45 days ago

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gizmoman.bsky.social•45 days ago

Musk has his hands down Trump's pants. I hope he used surgical gloves and an eyelash tweezer.

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m-o-t.bsky.social•45 days ago

The orange man cometh

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arijojo.bsky.social•45 days ago

😂😂

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batgurl62.bsky.social•45 days ago

Lol, that's exactly what I was thinking

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nochethedog1.bsky.social•45 days ago

And he taketh away our social security benefits

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bobbitty.bsky.social•45 days ago

And please, dear God, burn that image from my brain.

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karencaulk.bsky.social•45 days ago

👏👏👏

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porcelinarr.bsky.social•45 days ago

Haha gross hahaha

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sianofthedead.bsky.social•45 days ago

Omg. I’m dying. 🤣💀

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grisgris4me.bsky.social•45 days ago

😅🤣😂

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onefallenleaf.bsky.social•45 days ago

This made made actually laugh and I don’t laugh easily these days. Wicked funny.

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m-o-t.bsky.social•45 days ago

HeHehehe 😉

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kazzyp.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤢

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puffpufffixer.bsky.social•45 days ago

The immigrant taketh away

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sugar-free-daddy.bsky.social•45 days ago

Nice!

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spicey-d.bsky.social•45 days ago

No because Leon is not a little girl!

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korubitto1106.bsky.social•45 days ago

Made me think of The Daily Show opener where they always use that sick sound bite of Dump saying "I'm gonna come." 🤢

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infosociety.bsky.social•45 days ago

That's good 😊

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dianned.bsky.social•45 days ago

You said it wouldn't hurt

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kevinthecurler.bsky.social•45 days ago

You mean pinky fingers

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notyouraveragebozo.bsky.social•45 days ago

I keep seeing his rodent face.

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notyouraveragebozo.bsky.social•45 days ago

Sitting next to Elon,
he reminds me more of a naked mole rat.

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hughbtruthful.bsky.social•45 days ago

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kingbb.bsky.social•45 days ago

Was it good for you??

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skamaniabob.bsky.social•45 days ago

“That’s the wrong push button”

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bafriend.bsky.social•45 days ago

"My God, your prostate is the size of a cantaloupe"

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xtrahope1515.bsky.social•45 days ago

Which one are you referring to? 👿

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browwiw.bsky.social•45 days ago

"Hey, little girl. You want a ride to the pony store?"

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browwiw.bsky.social•45 days ago

Don't reward me for this joke. I feel bad, now.

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bafriend.bsky.social•45 days ago

It wasn't *that* bad 🥴

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browwiw.bsky.social•45 days ago

I'm pretty sure Elon tried to trade a flight stewardess a racing horse for sex.

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pillsbury37.bsky.social•45 days ago

no you don’t. or, “hey little boy, wanna ride to the crypto store?”

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browwiw.bsky.social•45 days ago

"Wanna learn how to drive stick?"

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pillsbury37.bsky.social•45 days ago

Daddies gonna need a new diaper after this gape

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dogcatcher4.bsky.social•45 days ago

Creeps me out, but then they creep-me-out!

So, as descriptions go, it sounds about right!

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browwiw.bsky.social•45 days ago

I will try a more age appropriate, but still fraught rewrite:
"Hey, young ladies, you ever heard of a 'bang bus'?"

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dogcatcher4.bsky.social•45 days ago

No no... it's perfect!

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stellasunday.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤣

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trumpwho.bsky.social•45 days ago

Oh boy! Melania hasn’t touched me like that in ,well, forever!!!

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jamesdaldus.bsky.social•45 days ago

Boebert?...reach around...

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nordman.bsky.social•45 days ago

Elna: "This time, no lube"

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babyktchr.bsky.social•45 days ago

Just the tip. Just for a minute.

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countryfarm.bsky.social•45 days ago

Hilarious

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ruthhb.bsky.social•45 days ago

How could he even find it!

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maudhd.bsky.social•45 days ago

The dignity and respect leave the room when one of these two asses enter it…

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heliograph.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤮

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dargster.bsky.social•45 days ago

Relax, Donny! I designed this cybertruck!

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gypsysoul1968.bsky.social•45 days ago

I keep thinking of the sound he makes when he pretends to lift weights.

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dontshootthedog.bsky.social•45 days ago

Remember when he verbally simulated Lisa Page's orgasm?

Something's wrong with grandpa; I don't think his cornbread is cooked in the middle.

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gypsysoul1968.bsky.social•45 days ago

No, I do not, and I'm so thankful. 🤢

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danihere.bsky.social•45 days ago

Driving the country right into the #TrumpSlump #TrumpRecession like …

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sjrivard.bsky.social•45 days ago

Dumb and dumber

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djessup.bsky.social•45 days ago

Nobody rides for free.

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catherinetay.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤣

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theactualbrian.bsky.social•45 days ago

No need for gas or grass, I guess.

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noplanetbphoto.bsky.social•45 days ago

My thumbs up your ass!

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noticky.bsky.social•45 days ago

😂😂

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endora-laduce.bsky.social•45 days ago

"DOGE" means never having to say you're SORRY.

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gemmedazure44.bsky.social•45 days ago

😂👍

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hurditbee4.bsky.social•45 days ago

Hoping for a reenactment of the final scene from "Thelma and Louise."

"Elmo and Loser?"

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hockeychick1024.bsky.social•45 days ago

Man. So many things... especially with musks tongue sticking out.... and trumps face...

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oldest40yearold.bsky.social•45 days ago

“Now you can stream Beetlejuice in your Tesla”

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musicmom60.bsky.social•45 days ago

So many good captions & memes! Very creative people!

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boktuklo.bsky.social•45 days ago

“Relax. This is good for both of us.”

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nhovernight.bsky.social•45 days ago

Cheeto & The Fan.. New series coming to Truth Antisocial this fall!

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zenarchie.bsky.social•45 days ago

©️u/MFDoomscroller

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nataliakerr.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤢🤮

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sianofthedead.bsky.social•45 days ago

I second that🤢🤮

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wade008.bsky.social•45 days ago

Oh dam that's wrong 🤢

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lynniere.bsky.social•45 days ago

Put some in Donnie’s face

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98step98.bsky.social•44 days ago

And orange tan cream on elons lips, nose, and cheeks.

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mrslmb-1257.bsky.social•44 days ago

🤢

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nogorobo.bsky.social•44 days ago

Happy Paczki Day! (BAD National Lampoons VanWilder memory)

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rowicz.bsky.social•44 days ago

OMG I cannot stop laughing
Also this ⬇️
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2qMDhCH/

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mbsolheim.bsky.social•43 days ago

😎😎😎

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brantl.bsky.social•44 days ago

I can hear your heart racing from here, sir! Shall we go a little faster?

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adrianmjo.bsky.social•45 days ago

What do you call that space between the dick and the asshole?

The center console.

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agoodideaatthetime.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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lynnvar.bsky.social•44 days ago

👏👍😂

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speedolini5.bsky.social•44 days ago

🏆

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confusedphuqer.bsky.social•45 days ago

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d-h-10-20.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤌 No notes

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teresagilbreath.bsky.social•44 days ago

Perfect!

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tweetiepiehawly.bsky.social•45 days ago

🏆🏆🏆😂😂😂

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semiscientific.bsky.social•44 days ago

Ladies and Gents: We have a winner!

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wenallt.bsky.social•45 days ago

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ovoleche.bsky.social•45 days ago

Not the old fashioned reach a round 😆

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cafealait.bsky.social•45 days ago

🍄Is that a mushroom in your pocket MuskRAT, or we headed to 2nd gear?

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patoleary.bsky.social•45 days ago

"Don't you have the common courtesy to give a guy a reacharound?

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evadeathdollie.bsky.social•45 days ago

Garden hose not included

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sharkdiver1439.bsky.social•45 days ago

This makes me nauseous….in so many ways….

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spunky2go.bsky.social•45 days ago

More lube?

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doggiemama.bsky.social•45 days ago

Ask diddy

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stupidpeople.bsky.social•45 days ago

"Hold on little guy... don't explode until we get over the Gulf of America"

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cmcd54.bsky.social•45 days ago

😹😹😹👍

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wynnenotwayne.bsky.social•45 days ago

Weekend at President Musk's

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laurenceballard.bsky.social•45 days ago

"Ketamine is very different from Adderall, Elon."

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coolhand3333.bsky.social•45 days ago

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coolhand3333.bsky.social•45 days ago

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coolhand3333.bsky.social•45 days ago

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geeanddoggies3.bsky.social•45 days ago

Omg! My tea almost shot out my nose! Again, thanks for the morning laugh!

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carpenter22.bsky.social•45 days ago

Good one!

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pauliedoc.bsky.social•45 days ago

"That's definitely the gearstick. Shift it into 3rd, will you Mr. Musk?"

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hestewpid.bsky.social•45 days ago

Why are your hands so damned COOOOOLD! 🥶

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keepingfaithnow.bsky.social•45 days ago

It looks like a Government shut down is loomingThis may be the ONE time all will understand the recklessness of Nero (Trump)!All other cuts, threats,& ultimate effect of the hachet job being done is felt by some &in incruments!many still dont get it!A shut down will effect ALL!

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cawr57.bsky.social•45 days ago

I think it's Caligula and Nero. One is crazy and evil, and the other is fiddling while the country burns down. They are interchangeable😉

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mandsd.bsky.social•45 days ago

Dumb and dumber

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sanityrules.bsky.social•45 days ago

Trump:

Elon, shouldn’t you include free lubrication for this stick shift?! This is thicker than Putin’s dick!

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solitaire360.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤣

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drrxufa.bsky.social•45 days ago

💥😎🏆

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cindralaluna.bsky.social•45 days ago

What’s that stench💩

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vikingtears61.bsky.social•45 days ago

You dropped your roll of certs. That's not my roll of certs. The romance of all time.

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healthhazard.bsky.social•45 days ago

Please say this is the fucking Mars expedition.

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crissig55.bsky.social•45 days ago

OMG!😄😁😆🤣🤣

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tlaloch.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤣🤣

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njcnlr.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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freddypharkas.bsky.social•45 days ago

And when you’re a star, they let you do that.

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lsechrest.bsky.social•45 days ago

😂😂😂

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tweety58.bsky.social•45 days ago

This is the one! 🏆

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akjonesberry.bsky.social•45 days ago

😹😹😹😹😹

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ibjimmyg.bsky.social•45 days ago

Yes I think we have a winner

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thiqqvandyke.bsky.social•45 days ago

the amount of sodium in this photo has me too stressed to say anything witty

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marcelmich.bsky.social•45 days ago

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mollyloubee.bsky.social•45 days ago

I bet you anything trump doesn't know how to drive. Think about it.

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alchealthplans.bsky.social•45 days ago

He may not have a license- limo drivers

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topsyturvyworld.bsky.social•45 days ago

But he did so well going in circles in the trash truck 😂

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queeninyellowlace.bsky.social•45 days ago

He actually does. There is an old video on YouTube you can find that Barron apparently recorded from the back seat of their car. Trump is driving and Melania is in the passenger seat. Honestly shocked me that he knew how and had ever transported his family somewhere.

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therealtiredmartie.bsky.social•44 days ago

Trump: “how hard can it be? It’s just like a golf cart, right?”

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mollyloubee.bsky.social•45 days ago

Wow

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celebritycactus.bsky.social•45 days ago

Ask anyone. Cars are pussy magnets, so he had one as a nepo baby to attract girls.

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nepagal.bsky.social•45 days ago

Not buying it. He's had a a driver to take him everywhere for years. Having a driver showed the ladies he had money. That video has to be a deep fake.

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sdc-99.bsky.social•45 days ago

I never thought he did, but then there was that Indy lap. Not that it really means anything, but why would a person who doesn't drive bother?

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sheilahb.bsky.social•45 days ago

Ego!

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wboler.bsky.social•45 days ago

The fun part is he admitted he didn't drive at this "event"

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jsargis.bsky.social•45 days ago

Well New Yorkers don't really drive and I'm sure he's always had a driver. Now capability... that's a separate issue. 47 couldn't drive the garbage truck. Not exactly Team Marvel Captain Coordination 🦹‍♀️😏

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budgerigarbolger.bsky.social•43 days ago

Candice Bergen describes going on a date with Trump when they were teenagers --- he picked her up in a limo, which I assume means it was driven by a chauffeur.

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stillbeehere.bsky.social•45 days ago

It would not be surprising, as a NY’er, if he doesn’t know how to drive. What he said though, was he’s not ALLOWED to drive. That’s more concerning.

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queeninyellowlace.bsky.social•43 days ago

Biden talked many times about how much he missed driving his Corvette while he was president.

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juliaz.bsky.social•45 days ago

I hate his guts with all my heart but since 1958, no president has been allowed to drive on public roads. Joe really enjoyed driving that truck on the closed track!

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mollyloubee.bsky.social•45 days ago

I didn't know that.

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telecasterdad.bsky.social•45 days ago

I think he just hit the shocker!

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mskats.bsky.social•45 days ago

Did you hear the part where musk had to explain to him where the gas pedal and brake petal was? It was hilarious. 😂🤣

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nickigee.bsky.social•45 days ago

He doesn't!

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ansur9x.bsky.social•45 days ago

Given their track record, please let them take it out in Autopilot mode

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telecasterdad.bsky.social•45 days ago

And this small mushroom shaped button operates the dildo in your seat!

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dazthedon.bsky.social•45 days ago

Thelma and Louise, going off the cliff edge, like the US economy.

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simondesousa.bsky.social•45 days ago

Or…. “I just did poopie”

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nscpbrat.bsky.social•44 days ago

All I hear is Beavis & Butthead - psychiatric help
https://youtu.be/hfOcm64sZyk?si=LGfwm5G1pEDc4I-H

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bkshep.bsky.social•45 days ago

They’re not pillows.

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fauxmccoy.bsky.social•45 days ago

Hey … these seats recline 💋💋💋

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jeffyguy.bsky.social•45 days ago

Trump: What are you doing?
Musk: Shifting gears
Trump: It's electric. It doesn't have gears...

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crb0628.bsky.social•45 days ago

Felon 47 wouldn’t know that!

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boschii.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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silverwolfmd.bsky.social•45 days ago

“And you don’t have a stick. Melania was right!”

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boschii.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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rearlamp.bsky.social•45 days ago

Let me show you the hand signals for when the indicator lights don't work.

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genius70.bsky.social•45 days ago

😂

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sleepyrekt.bsky.social•45 days ago

I'm going in dry

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kansasgrant.bsky.social•45 days ago

"Don't worry, Mr. President - my cars are the safest ones on the road. Right, JD?"

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regthrwombat.bsky.social•45 days ago

“He likes a cup and tickle with the left, and taint play with the right.”

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devonliane.bsky.social•45 days ago

50 bucks grandpa, 75 the wife can watch 😉

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dontvotesplit.bsky.social•45 days ago

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devonliane.bsky.social•45 days ago

😁 best movie line 😁

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dontvotesplit.bsky.social•45 days ago

Apt use of it!

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devonliane.bsky.social•45 days ago

Thank you 😊

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rev-d00d.bsky.social•45 days ago

Streetwise

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blocksabadass.bsky.social•45 days ago

Great movie line LOL

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devonliane.bsky.social•45 days ago

It's a classic really....😁

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kenster61.bsky.social•45 days ago

Is that a Big Lebowski reference?

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devonliane.bsky.social•45 days ago

Pretty woman

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evryv0t3.bsky.social•45 days ago

OMG...I loved that movie

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devonliane.bsky.social•45 days ago

It's the perfect response.... always 😁🖖😂

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kerrlr.bsky.social•45 days ago

Ketamine and Aderol

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keithcaymar.bsky.social•45 days ago

"Damn, that wasn't a fart."

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grouchosfits.bsky.social•45 days ago

Thruster engaged

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libertyonfire.bsky.social•45 days ago

"I said the whole fist elon, the whole fist, quit teasing my butthole boy"

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seniorswiftie60.bsky.social•45 days ago

I wish I could unsee this 🤢

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kwijn.bsky.social•45 days ago

Electrocution hurts, give me sharks.

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twittystews.bsky.social•45 days ago

“Eew What the hell was that?”

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phil-139.bsky.social•45 days ago

Musk Rat

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photoline.bsky.social•45 days ago

Turn left at Mars.

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ma1kai.bsky.social•45 days ago

I'm not feeling it. Grip me harder🖤

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el-nieve.bsky.social•45 days ago

"Do you know how to drive this?" "No. Do you?" "No. Just sit here and act like a narcissistic sociopath." "Oh! THAT'S easy!"

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melmcxiv.bsky.social•45 days ago

"OH yeah, almost. . There.. . "

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steve835.bsky.social•45 days ago

“I thought you brought the ketamine.”

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rvtinkertraveler.bsky.social•45 days ago

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6continents.bsky.social•45 days ago

BROZO
THATS NOT MY WALLET

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teacherteacher.bsky.social•45 days ago

/dying! Y’all are today’s internet winners!

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the-shadow-5.bsky.social•45 days ago

Has "paradise by the dashboard light" already been taken?

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junkyardd0g.bsky.social•45 days ago

Musk: Who's a good little piggy?
Trump: I'm the yugest piggy, Bing Bing Bong.

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mitch581.bsky.social•45 days ago

Ffs donny ...you could have warned me your diaper needs changing ...

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spiritrising13.bsky.social•45 days ago

Oh lordy! 😂

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mheywood29.bsky.social•45 days ago

Looks like he’s getting a hand job!

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kanadianraven.bsky.social•45 days ago

Just a little more, Im almost there, oh god, oh god... YES‼️

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eggzbacn.bsky.social•45 days ago

Elon? I should have brought another depends!

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tallgirll.bsky.social•45 days ago

I don’t think Depends comes in his size. More likely it’s a diaper

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eggzbacn.bsky.social•45 days ago

Probably right! 😆

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donm1955.bsky.social•40 days ago

It Depends...

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wtfville.bsky.social•45 days ago

don't be too sure ... LOL

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bfk4peace.bsky.social•44 days ago

9XL 😂🤣😂

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wtfville.bsky.social•44 days ago

😄😉

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aefondms.bsky.social•45 days ago

Not heard covfefe for a while :)

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eggzbacn.bsky.social•45 days ago

How about Hamberder?

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aefondms.bsky.social•44 days ago

Never heard that one.

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silverwolfmd.bsky.social•45 days ago

Probably his own failed knockoff brand:

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eggzbacn.bsky.social•45 days ago

This is great!

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mixmade.bsky.social•45 days ago

Triple border wall 😝

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silverwolfmd.bsky.social•45 days ago

Protects against the messiest of Trumps!

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eggzbacn.bsky.social•45 days ago

Elon is laughing because he's plotting his new venture: Sharts Link!

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tallgirll.bsky.social•45 days ago

😂

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steviez65.bsky.social•45 days ago

(With apologies to John Candy & Steve Martin)

"Hey Donald, I found Putin's ring between the seat cushions!"

"Those aren't seat cushions, Elon."

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wonkadelight.bsky.social•44 days ago

...and that ring belongs to Pats owner Kraft.

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steviez65.bsky.social•44 days ago

For the win!

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nogorobo.bsky.social•44 days ago

😅🤣

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lawwarrior.bsky.social•45 days ago

“This is a car. This is a steering wheel. It goes Vroom Vroom. And you are too old to drive it.”

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fotr-fan.bsky.social•45 days ago

I think this kind of thing is normalizing the coup. Let's strike instead https://www.generalstrikeus.com

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lizayes.bsky.social•45 days ago

HERE TO STAY - STRIKE
For the Dignity of Immigrant Workers
Springdale, #Arkansas

MARCH 31st
Gather at 1:30 PM in Murphy Park
Live Music, Art, Theater Play by Workers

3:00 PM Peaceful March
1.7 miles to Luther George Park

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melodygen.bsky.social•45 days ago

Jesus was an immigrant and refugee, along with his parents in Egypt.

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donm1955.bsky.social•40 days ago

As well as a pauper, for followers would feed him, share wine, clothe & wash his feet. The gift of loving others was taught by actions of others!

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melodygen.bsky.social•40 days ago

He also washed the feet of others.

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donm1955.bsky.social•40 days ago

Yes and healed many...
I have a writing called Jesus Was A Pauper as part of my series of A Journey On This Road Called Life! I'm trying to figure how to publish them. Put them together would make a booklet!
They are too long to post here. I have to condense them. I always ask permission to DM

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