Actually, a food deck would be beneficial to people with food issues like Arfid, or whatever.
Put the foods you like in and create meals with that. Boom.
At Dollar Tree, they sometimes have these big foam dice that I think have dry erase patches on each side. Have I considered buying a set to write various restaurants on to let a roll of a die decide? Maybe.
I’ve been experimenting with using tarot drawings to write stories. Can’t say I’ve ever considered using it to pick meals, usually I just go with my gut. My gut has to live with my choices.
There must a burger deck somewhere out there, though.
Holy fuck that’s a great idea. But not tarot cards, just a big deck of cards with different toppings and patties etc. open a restaurant and people have to eat what cards they drew. Charge like 87$ per burger but it can be as many cards as you want, big. 2$ refills on coke though, that syrup is $$$
I want really specific instructions too. First of all the damn cards have to be GIVEN as a gift, so that was a feat all on it's own. You would think for all of that trouble they would be worth something.
The first card is The Milkshake, inverted. The Milkshake symbolizes turmoil, disruption, and a new synthesis from the remnants of yesterday. However when it appears inverted, it speaks to the power and determination you will emerge with, just as the DQ milkshake stubbornly stays in the upturned cup.
The second card is Mustard. Mustard is a card of many meanings, evoking the versatility of the condiment, but it primarily symbolizes mystical truth, the rules that govern us all but which we cannot fully understand. Mustard is welcome on all burgers and dogs but never on fries, one of the mysteries
of the universe. Mustard comes in many shades of yellow, orange, & brown, and its flavor may be divined solely from its color; this tells us of the secret harmony of reality, a zesty reassurance that things do make sense if we are wise enough to seek the truth. When drawn alongside Ketchup, Mustard
is thought to represent partnership, the mystical bond between those drawn to each other. The threefold drawing of Ketchup, Mustard, and Relish is very rare and cannot be described with any generality, but is commonly called the Three Pillars after the tall bottles in which they are sold.
Let us turn to the third card. Ah, the Three of Fries, commonly called the Crinkle Fry for the jagged shape of the numeral in some scripts. Although any Fries paired with Mustard is thought to be inauspicious (as I said), the Crinkle Fry is a popular and audacious pairing with The Milkshake.
Dipping your fries in your shake still carries some transgressive connotations, though any true taboo passed long ago. Just as we liberate ourselves from these old strictures by dipping our fries, your transformation will help you break free from near-forgotten bonds you outgrew long ago. And just
It can if you let it pick from preset options or if you intuitively associate different burgers with a certain card or suit. Personally, I'd go with a pendulum to decide. Do it at the restaurant over the menu.
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Put the foods you like in and create meals with that. Boom.
The Major Arcana is condiments and sides.
This deck has to be done. I’d buy it.
The Tower, i sense a burrito in your close future
*flips the second card* It's Death
Oh no...Taco Bell
There must a burger deck somewhere out there, though.
Death, reversed: fear of change, holding on, stagnation, decay
Temperance, reversed: extremes, excess, lack of balance
Judgement, reversed: lack of self awareness, doubt, self loathing