It's vital that you never touch a meteor youngling with your bare hands. The human scent will stick, and its parents will not accept it anymore when it is returned to its pack.
"If you hold the meteor too long, it may imprint on you and form a contact binary, making reintroduction to space difficult."
@xkcd.com Why do you make me look up things like "contact" and "binary"? Also, to have a contact binary relationship on earth sounds like the set up to a "What If?". ;-)
Technically, yes it can - because there are no laws against it.
The problem is when you realize you don't have an address to send the legal paperwork to the sky...
"Huh. This shower control has an 'M' setting between the 'H' and 'C'. Must mean 'Medium'. Let's give it a tr--- OWW! What the-- OWW! OWW! Jeezus! Turn it-- OWW!-- off! OWW!"
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@xkcd.com Why do you make me look up things like "contact" and "binary"? Also, to have a contact binary relationship on earth sounds like the set up to a "What If?". ;-)
The problem is when you realize you don't have an address to send the legal paperwork to the sky...
Take better care of your shit, SKY.
...Dunno if I'll be awake for it XD
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