“No that’s the jar. I’m talking about the tray… You know the pennies for everybody. But those were whole pennies! I’m talking about fractions of a penny. We just take it from a much bigger tray and we do it a few billion times.”
No many people know this, but light-theft via beamsplitters is what caused the need for daylight saving time. Now that they've been banned, the US can stop with all the time-changing nonsense. You're free, America. You're finally free...
Title text: "Under quantum tax law, photons sent through a beamsplitter don't actually choose which path they took, or incur a tax burden, until their wavefunction collapses when the power is sold."
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No, I'm wrong: Proxima Centauri is 4.24 light years away. So you have to avoid that one.
“For crippled children?!?”
“No that’s the jar. I’m talking about the tray… You know the pennies for everybody. But those were whole pennies! I’m talking about fractions of a penny. We just take it from a much bigger tray and we do it a few billion times.”
I had installed a number of large ineffective beam splitters on the outside of my house. What should i do now ???
I WANT RESTITUTION!
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/2991#Transcript