If it's someone else's nice thing, bash it.
Boast loudly.
If blamed, point and cry, "They did it!"
If it won't stay bashed, stomp foot, point at opposers and cry, "Bad! Nasty!"
If bored: "Gimme candy or I'll bash more nice things!"
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How Trump, MAGA, narcissists, and toddlers try to run the world