Internet down. FFS. What did people do before the internet again? - ThreadSky

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aidthompsin.bsky.social • 21 days ago

Internet down. FFS. What did people do before the internet again?

Find pr0n mags in bushes.

I think we read books. I’ve seen them - they’re like loads of thin phone screens bound together. Quite clever really.

Masturbate. The problem, however, is that we’re all so addicted to porn that we don’t know how to fantasise anymore.

It was all incest and cannibalism.

Read books, put together puzzles, got together with friends, trivia night at the local Irish pub…it was awesome!

Made real friends and had real conversations.

So how did you post this with no internet? Fake news

Lived

I have children. Going to need another suggestion.

Should I go and sit in a pub and talk shit to strangers about THE GAME?

Go to a bank branch to do stuff with their money!

Not sure, I'll Google it and let you know.

Had lives??

Jarvis Cocker covered this in Common People:

"And you dance and drink and screw
Because there's nothing else to do"

played Monopoly by candlelight

Get a 5G CPE and not have that problem?

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