Driving home yesterday my 10 year old said, "I'd only drive a cybertruck if there were zombies." I asked if he thought it would be safe and he said, "no, everyone would be dead so they couldn't see me drive it." I'm doing something right - ThreadSky

ywfyf.com • 14 days ago

Driving home yesterday my 10 year old said, "I'd only drive a cybertruck if there were zombies."
I asked if he thought it would be safe and he said, "no, everyone would be dead so they couldn't see me drive it."
I'm doing something right

Comments

aothermother.bsky.social•13 days ago

The kids are alright.

henrismiley.bsky.social•14 days ago

What if the zombies are talking dead like in Return of the Living Dead? Like they're dead and still making fun of the cyber truck 💀

wrenispinkle.bsky.social•14 days ago

The only just future

andreremi42.bsky.social•14 days ago

Perfection

lionoflithuania.bsky.social•14 days ago

Things that didn't happen for $1,000 Alex

ywfyf.com•14 days ago

This is no Ruthkanda forever...
you don't know me, or my kid.
So you can fuck right off.

lionoflithuania.bsky.social•14 days ago

Cool story though 👍

thorbee.bsky.social•14 days ago

My kids boo them and shake their fists at the “Minecraft” cars

ywfyf.com•14 days ago

If anyone else wants to pop off about me making this up, you should know that I'm not that creative.

majorarschloch.bsky.social•14 days ago

No, this is exactly something a 8-12 year old would say

makeshermark.bsky.social•14 days ago

thank you for not blocking them yet so the rest of don’t have to go to clearsky to triangulate

ywfyf.com•14 days ago

Healthy skepticism is all well and good, but not reason enough to be a dick in my replies

imtiredthatisall.lol•14 days ago

I mean as a follower I know you very rarely even mention your kids so like if you do it’s probably true. And nice work lil pinkle.

singingregret.bsky.social•14 days ago

the cybertruck would be a solid zombie destruction vehicle if you could stand it on its front end so the dumbass pointed ceiling faced forward and became a decapitation machine