The NY Times has owed me $50 since 2009.

At this point, I cannot be paid off, even with the inclusion of ridiculous interest, because being able to continue calling them deadbeats is worth more to me than anything they could possibly be expected to offer.
These fucking assholes have owed me money for this cartoon since 2009.

At this point, I should be allowed to strike their editors directly in their knees with a baseball bat, crowbar, or tire iron as restitution.

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