Doctor: Finally you’re awake
Patient: Oh god, please tell me the Mueller report got him!
Doctor: The what?
Patient: The report!
*Turns on TV January 20*
Patient: Oh god it’s 2020!
Doctor: … It’s 2024
Patient: He won 3 times in a row?
Patient: Oh god, please tell me the Mueller report got him!
Doctor: The what?
Patient: The report!
*Turns on TV January 20*
Patient: Oh god it’s 2020!
Doctor: … It’s 2024
Patient: He won 3 times in a row?
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