The documentary I actually would watch would be about a woman who comes to the U.S. illegally to model, finds a rich sexual predator & money launderer who gets her a fake visa, they marry, he becomes a game show host, then runs for president and boom! She’s First Lady! But she says that’s not true💩 - ThreadSky

mrjoncryer.bsky.social • 116 days ago

The documentary I actually would watch would be about a woman who comes to the U.S. illegally to model, finds a rich sexual predator & money launderer who gets her a fake visa, they marry, he becomes a game show host, then runs for president and boom! She’s First Lady!

But she says that’s not true💩

Reposted from Judd Legum

Company chaired by Bezos paying Melania $40 MILLION for a documentary about her life. Brazen corruption.

Comments

nutrisue.bsky.social•116 days ago

Yeah, I'm gonna pass on this. I don't have a prime account and have no intention of getting one...ever.

troyswezey.bsky.social•116 days ago

Somewhere in one of the two dozen books I have read about #DonOld, he (allegedly) promised her he would drop out of the race in 2015 and was just doing it for publicity. This is the reason she stayed in NYC for so long. She was mad. Then, she renegotiated their prenup. Cha-Ching! #TheArtOfHerDeal

1fiercemalmy.bsky.social•116 days ago

Twice!

lidazea.bsky.social•116 days ago

Funneling money through Melania now to get Presidential favors. May tragically low ratings be ever in her favor.

davidtschida.bsky.social•116 days ago

It would be Oscar worthy

joe-13.bsky.social•115 days ago

I'd rather watch a documentary about #StormyDaniels.

tinajpnw.bsky.social•116 days ago

But we all know it is. She fits right in with all the liars and cheats. That stank has been all over her since she first illegally stayed here.

#FirstEscort

caligurl07.bsky.social•116 days ago

An excellent script Jon .. I think you have hit on something here 😉🥂

wbgrl99.bsky.social•115 days ago

Gotta play the victim card just like her orange handler.

rychewired.bsky.social•116 days ago

Saw it. It sucks. And so does she. 😉

thebigchingon.bsky.social•115 days ago

Would the whole get cheated on for a porn star thing be in the sequel or did you miss it?

con24.bsky.social•116 days ago

The truth always comes out sooner or later.

clover31.bsky.social•116 days ago

One more reason to stop using Amazon

joseortega78.bsky.social•116 days ago

Maybe porn hub can get into the movie making world

rychewired.bsky.social•116 days ago

Holy shit! 🤑

hockeenight.bsky.social•116 days ago

Oh man, imagine her doing a full on heel turn. Bezos would get crazy ROI.

phoenixrising716.bsky.social•116 days ago

You forgot to put quotation marks around the word " model!" 🤣🤣🤣

ceindeed.bsky.social•116 days ago

On the other hand, if your documentary were about THIS particular model coming to the U.S., etc., I would never watch. Instead, I would do, well, ANYTHING else !

rychewired.bsky.social•116 days ago

I'd let you nail my balls to a wooden chair before I watched that garbage.

ceindeed.bsky.social•116 days ago

Now, THAT is commitment !

shonlittle.bsky.social•116 days ago

I’d watch just to see the montage of her pretending to care about the job while secretly Googling how to say "help" in English.

cftc.bsky.social•116 days ago

This nothing short of obscene.

snowdenwriter.bsky.social•116 days ago

“For as long as I could remember, I wanted to be Madam Ceaușescu.” —First Line of “Melania”

nanjde.bsky.social•116 days ago

You skipped the whore of MAL for the pimp of MAL.. Do you have any idea of how many women his strong arms get for all the MAGA Congressmen? Watch his gate at 6 pm!

nanjde.bsky.social•116 days ago

This is what he has always done, how else would he get anyone to give him attention..he has to buy them..Even his own whore but she cost the MAGAts now..

maureenw114.bsky.social•116 days ago

Einstein visa, cough

steve-c-kc.bsky.social•116 days ago

Pretty Woman 2

mom6.bsky.social•116 days ago

Subtitle suggestion:
How to master your prenuptial agreement with an anchor baby.

fuckmusktesla.bsky.social•116 days ago

Seems pretty accurate.

ghlori.bsky.social•116 days ago

Einstein Visa my ass....

directedf.bsky.social•116 days ago

Isn't there also an allegation of being an escort too? And, why after 30 years of being in the US, does she talk like Dracula?

johnpaulhi.bsky.social•116 days ago

Genius visa.

missy-ubermom.bsky.social•116 days ago

More like Vagina Visa

rychewired.bsky.social•116 days ago

Vagina Visa Citizenship.
😂. Love it!

paulsym.bsky.social•116 days ago

Has she mentioned her plan for Prince Baron to become King Trump when Disper Don dies?

rychewired.bsky.social•116 days ago

How about POTUS Eric or Donald Jr? 🤢🤮

clnz.bsky.social•116 days ago

I'd only watch your version of 'Be Best' Melania. The alternative is a non-story.

freyag.bsky.social•116 days ago

Send her back home she is ignorant like her idiot predator husband

robinaubrecht.bsky.social•116 days ago

Which almost certainly means that it is, indeed True..

headcrash.bsky.social•116 days ago

I understand it's to be called "I Don't Really Care About $40 Million...Do You? Wait, HOW much?"

leahgirl.bsky.social•116 days ago

Seriously!

ryder2017.bsky.social•116 days ago

do not care about seeing anything about this tramp....waste of time

rick3bears.bsky.social•116 days ago

Let's make sure we're being clear here. It will be a carefully laundered version of her life. Make no mistake about that.

grumpyzeus.bsky.social•116 days ago

Melabia is a racist birther motherfucking asshole from the depths of hell.

This fascist fuck lied on her immigration paperwork. There is NO STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS for immigration fraud and her racist ass can be denaturalized and deported.

No quarter for fascists.